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It's just something I have; my inability to eat food
I have digestion problems.
Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today
Old Man: Sorry guys! Old Man Technology Problems!
A friend, relative, or colleague who turns into an absolute liability after just a few drinks.
I would invite Jimmy to the party, but the guy's a total 3 Beer Problem.
The logical reason given why computers and electronics don't work when the reporting parties either a) don't have the ability to understand what the fuck they're talking about or b) are too fucking lazy to attempt to diagnose the issue.
I just installed this random program and now I can't get to the Internet, we must be having Network Problems.
We are an organization of 15000 people and 2 of them can't get their PCs working, must be a Network Problem.
The Wirral is a peninsular situated in the county of Merseyside, England.
People from the Wirral are labelled as Jedis, Wools, or Plazzy Scousers, by those who live in Liverpool. This is mainly down to a heavily inspired Scouse culture on the west side on the peninsular, Though some settlements milk it more than others.
It's major settlements from most to least "Scouse Influenced" are:
-Birkenhead.
Once Labelled as a "Model Town", Birkenhead is now known as a town that shouldn't exist. It is dirty, depressing, and down right ugly. A post industrial disaster. The people here like to think themselves as Scouse, yet do not share the community that Liverpool possesses. Birkenheaders are nasty little scumbags, who need to be sent on a boat to across the Mersey straight to the town of St Helen's where they belong.
-Woodchurch.
Town of Smackheads. The only redemption here is if they overdose off their smack then there's less of them about causing mayhem. They have an Asda and Weird terraced streets that look slightly American.
-Seacombe.
Just like Birkenhead, except you have a higher percentage of your socks being robbed off your washing line.
(Rock Ferry and Wallasey have a plazzy Scouse problem too)
Anywhere else on the Wirral is fine and represent much of it's former and ceremonial county, Cheshire. I hope this post has helped you to understand which places to avoid when entering this ancient peninsular.
The Wirral's Scouse Problem, defined as:
Birkenheader: "Yes lad, am a true Scouser from Birkenhead."
Liverpudlian: "Asif lad, ye a little Jedi."
Wirralian: "Sorry about him mate, he gives us normal Wirral folk a bad name."
Scouser: "Shut up Ye Wool."
When you make a play so good, it gets all the girls in a 5 mile radius absolutely creaming, solves the complicated question of what is the purpose of life and single handedly makes $100000 appear in the nearest charity.
I was playing VCT Qualifiers yesterday and got called a problem by the casters cause of how insane I was.
A friend zone that is worse than you can possibly image. A walking friend that every time they see a girl they turned into a friend automatically.
Are friend Kamar is A k.z. problem when it comes to girls.