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The look of unfathomable longing that appears on a man's face when he unexpectedly sets eyes on the homeland of the woman he has unconsciously fallen in love with.
GOT fan #1: Did you see the wirral look Jaime got when he realized he was looking at the Sapphire Isle?
GOT fan #2: Yes! Jaime is SO in love with Brienne of Tarth. That was pure heart eyes.
GOT fan #1: Did you see the wirral look Jaime got when he realized he was looking at the Sapphire Isle?
GOT fan #2: Yes! Jaime is SO in love with Brienne of Tarth. That was pure heart eyes.
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A tall furry creature generally found in the peninsular opposite Liverpool.
Similar to a llama although with the skeletal structure of a snake. they range in length from roughly 4-6 feet and graze on anything they can find. They are regularly used for transportation and once saddled, can achieve speeds of up to and including 75mph.
It is a well known fact that they are cannibalistic creatures and will often devour one another for almost any reason, the most usual - being boredom.
Jennifer was found sitting atop a wirral, awaiting her journey to Wolverhampton.
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Grim part of Merseyside, everyone there claims to be scousers when they are not. Plazzy Scousers who need to shut it.
Person:"Mate you going to the Wirral"
Responder: "Lol fuck off"
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A non existant area of land within Merseyside home to ex Liverpool suburbs such as Tranmere and Prenton. With Wales also a mere 10 miles away there is a high cultural draw from both the likes of Liverpool and North Wales which has produced activities such as Welsh Folk Dancing in a shell-suit and sheep-hurling.
See http://icliverpool.icnetwork.co.uk
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Situated across the River Mersey from Liverpool.
Typical inhabitants vary from mindless chavs, found in the likes of Birkenhead and Woodchurch, to the upper eschelons of society and pillars of the community such as Judges found in Caldy and Heswall.
The Wirral Peninsular is also where Liverpudlians flee to once they have made their fortune.
There is an animosity between proper Scousers and Plastic Scousers (Wirralians) as both feel they are superior to the other. Liverpudlians think that all residents of the Wirral are frustrated Scousers and simply aren't wonderful to be from Liverpool. Wirralians look down their noses at Liverpudlians because they don't usually require a translator to be understood outside of Merseyside and because the Wirral is a much nicer place to live notwithstanding scum pockets.
The Wirral Peninsular is the Beverley Hills of Merseyside.
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The Wirral is a peninsular situated in the county of Merseyside, England.
People from the Wirral are labelled as Jedis, Wools, or Plazzy Scousers, by those who live in Liverpool. This is mainly down to a heavily inspired Scouse culture on the west side on the peninsular, Though some settlements milk it more than others.
It's major settlements from most to least "Scouse Influenced" are:
-Birkenhead.
Once Labelled as a "Model Town", Birkenhead is now known as a town that shouldn't exist. It is dirty, depressing, and down right ugly. A post industrial disaster. The people here like to think themselves as Scouse, yet do not share the community that Liverpool possesses. Birkenheaders are nasty little scumbags, who need to be sent on a boat to across the Mersey straight to the town of St Helen's where they belong.
-Woodchurch.
Town of Smackheads. The only redemption here is if they overdose off their smack then there's less of them about causing mayhem. They have an Asda and Weird terraced streets that look slightly American.
-Seacombe.
Just like Birkenhead, except you have a higher percentage of your socks being robbed off your washing line.
(Rock Ferry and Wallasey have a plazzy Scouse problem too)
Anywhere else on the Wirral is fine and represent much of it's former and ceremonial county, Cheshire. I hope this post has helped you to understand which places to avoid when entering this ancient peninsular.
The Wirral's Scouse Problem, defined as:
Birkenheader: "Yes lad, am a true Scouser from Birkenhead."
Liverpudlian: "Asif lad, ye a little Jedi."
Wirralian: "Sorry about him mate, he gives us normal Wirral folk a bad name."
Scouser: "Shut up Ye Wool."