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One who is so randy they go around humping everything in sight like a little lost puppy. They also like making wimping/moaning noises at random points in conversations.
"My friend David is such a Horn Puppy that he going around humping everythang!!"
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A reckless puppy who annoys the piss out of anyone near it and gets in the way of every little fucking thing you try to do and tears up everything in sight and like a tomado of destruction
God damn it dog you are such a poopy puppy
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When you acquire a girl's phone number through the internet, and tell her "I'll send you something dirty so you know it's me." Then, send her a picture of a dirty puppy.
Tina: How is online dating going?
Marissa: it's okay. A lot of perverts out there... I think one of them sent me a picture of his junk.
Tina: LET ME SEE!
Marissa: Ok, here you go, but I don't want to see it.
Tina: OMG that is the cutest dirty puppy I've ever seen! You should give this guy a blowjob.
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When someone has to ride in the wayback of a minivan or SUV because all of the seats are taken. Normally that is where the dog would ride.
Scrubs, the tahoe is full so you're riding puppy.
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A person who is using another person soley for personal gain, ie: sexual favors, money, amusement. Can be used with the variation, "Scum Puupy Whore" in cases of infidelity.
"Forget him, he was a scum puppy anyway."
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An outlaw gang located in the far reaches of Gippsland, Originating in 2011 and now being considered one of the most terrifying gangs of all time. The name "Fluffy Puppys" is used to lure people into a false sense of security.
Those Fluffy Puppys really are scary, I didnt think anything of them from their name until I walked out of my house and my car was on blocks and siphoned.
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I was having a pleasant afternoon stroll until I stepped on my friend Kathy dog's puppy nuggets. She needs to clean up after her dog next time.
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