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Ranch Immersion

Immersing oneself in ranch at one's own pace

"I have to get into this bathtub and do ranch immersion."

by itchboy February 27, 2023


matress ranch

Refers to the fluids extracted from a very fucked on matress upon recycle.

"Bro you should have seen the matress ranch i got out of my old bed!"

by GetchaDickWet January 31, 2017


Ranch head

Someone who likes ranch too much, typically used by people who don’t like ranch as an insult for people who do.

You’re such a fucking ranch head.” (derogatory)

by Sam Mayhem February 14, 2022


ranch catch

When you are jacking off and catch the cum in your mouth.

I just did a ranch catch last night jacking off.

by Sweetbabycakes September 27, 2022


Dirty Ranch Dip

1 female, 1 or more males. Speculum is used to open vagina or asshole and ranch dressing poured into the orifice. Man or men then dip the balls into the ranch and the female subsequently licks the ranch dip off of the scrotum. Dirty Ranch Dip.

Megan enjoyed the Dirty Ranch Dip as prepared by Billy.

by GingerMedic August 20, 2022


cat ranch

A workplace where you try to manage many different people who work very hard hard to do something different from what you want them to do.

Man, everyone can't seem to work together . How do you manage this cat ranch?

by Skram22 July 21, 2017


hammer ranch

Hammer ranch is a slang term for sperm, aka "man butter".

My girl made us a salad for dinner so I offered her some hammer ranch for her bowl and let her know it added much more protein than regular ranch would!!

by Schmo mufuckin Dozer!! May 25, 2020