Immersing oneself in ranch at one's own pace
"I have to get into this bathtub and do ranch immersion."
Refers to the fluids extracted from a very fucked on matress upon recycle.
"Bro you should have seen the matress ranch i got out of my old bed!"
Someone who likes ranch too much, typically used by people who don’t like ranch as an insult for people who do.
“You’re such a fucking ranch head.” (derogatory)
When you are jacking off and catch the cum in your mouth.
I just did a ranch catch last night jacking off.
1 female, 1 or more males. Speculum is used to open vagina or asshole and ranch dressing poured into the orifice. Man or men then dip the balls into the ranch and the female subsequently licks the ranch dip off of the scrotum. Dirty Ranch Dip.
Megan enjoyed the Dirty Ranch Dip as prepared by Billy.
A workplace where you try to manage many different people who work very hard hard to do something different from what you want them to do.
Man, everyone can't seem to work together . How do you manage this cat ranch?
Hammer ranch is a slang term for sperm, aka "man butter".
My girl made us a salad for dinner so I offered her some hammer ranch for her bowl and let her know it added much more protein than regular ranch would!!