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When you kick the dog out of the bedroom for privacy during sweet slow love making, and pupper poos on the carpet in the living room.
What's that noise babe? Omg, she took a revenge poo by the door.
The Kraken’s Revenge is when you’re taking a shit and the cold water splashes back up into your asshole.
Person 1: How was your shit?
Person 2: Not good, the Kraken’s Revenge saw to that.
Summary:
The movie begins as Anakin and ObiWan are on a mission to save Chancellor Palpatine from the Seperatists. Anakin and ObiWan reunite with Count Dooku and duel him leading to the death of Count Dooku.They attempt to escape & are trapped by Greivous, but fight back and Greivous runs. They land the ship on Coruscant & return to the Senate Building. Anakin meets with Padmé and learns she is pregnant. Anakin begins to have Visions of Padmé dying in childbirth & consults Yoda about it. Later the Council gives Anakin a mission to find out Palpatine's intensions as he has been Chancellor for too long. The Jedi find Greivous' location Utapau & send Obi-Wan. After starting the mission he finds out Palptine was a Sith and informs Master Windu. Mace brings 3 Masters to confront the Chancellor, the other 3 die while Mace almost defeats Palpatine, but Anakin decides to stop Master Windu causing his death. Anakin pledges himself to the dark side and becomes known as Darth Vader. ObiWan kills Greivous and Palpatine issues Order 66 to all the Clones. Darth Vader is sent to the Jedi Temple to kill the Jedi for Order 66. ObiWan fins Yoda and 'protect' the Jedi. Padmé decides to find Anakin on Mustafar while ObiWan hides on her ship. Padmé betrays Anakin & soon after battles ObiWan Kenobi.ObiWan takes Padmé to safety and she gives birth to Luke & Leia then dies. Darth Vader is given his suit
Person 1 : I love insert non-Star Wars Movie
Person 2 : Have you ever watched Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith?
Person 1 : No why?
Person 2 : It's the best movie in the Galaxy
I ran out of space and forgor to put Yoda vs Palpatine sry
Inserting you index finger and middle finger into a menstruating virgina. Quickly pulling your fingers out kicking them up and down as if swimming from a shark.
Man, me bird was on the rag last night had to Jaws the revenge on that bloody thing.
After breaking up with a partner, you have sex with them, finish on them and leave immediately.
The extremely distressing bowel movement (or lack of movement) resulting from enjoying Popeye’s. A form of Gastric Karma—comes in spicy or mild.
I am literally suffering Popeye’s Revenge as I write this.
I really love Popeye’s but I do not love Popeye’s Revenge.
1. When a person suffering a beat down, defeat or humiliation finally succeeds in owning, humiliating or likewise getting revenge.
The more banter, longer time passed, higher the stakes, and greater the victory, the greater the kudos.
2. A player who has had a long streak of defeats, turns the tide of pwnage to become the underdog victor.
"How did you beat me at Tekken!? I always mop the floor with you but today you kicked my ass! I don't believe it! Total revenge of the fallen, man!"