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Rusty Humphries

Similar to a rusty trombone, but masturbational, requiring you to perform with your head entirely up your own ass and an audience of 1 - 2 people.

The Rusty Humphries Radio show.

by Non Urban July 11, 2009

13πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


rusty venture

When you jerk off so much you dick gets all red and sore.

Dean gave himself a rusty venture to the thought of Triana ever night.

by ratnest November 24, 2010

13πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Rusty rainbow

n. When a younger homosexual man is penetrated from both ends (e.g. spitroasted) by two considerably older gentlemen.

"Bruce and Peter sure gave Steve the ol' rusty rainbow Friday night at Cameron's Audrey Hepburn party. I heard they broke the handicapped toilet bar and were snorting crushed viagra off Steve's back!"

by dcdenizen January 26, 2016

13πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Rusty Pelican

When a guy fucks a girl in the ass, then sticks his penis in her pussy(while she's on her rag), and finishes by cumming in her throat.

When losing everthing to crack, and having glazed dick-resin on your chest wasn't bottom enough, we gave that whore a Rusty Pelican.

by The Resinators September 1, 2013

22πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


rusty top

When a red headed girl gives you a blowjob

I went out with a ginger last night and she gave me a good rusty top.

by Denny and Al October 17, 2015


Rusty Trombonepede

A group of males performing a rusty trombone in a continuous circle.

Those dudes are in a rusty trombonepede!

by BarkAndMarry May 11, 2017


Rusty cleavage

The act of a guy fucking a woman’s mouth and simultaneously dropping a little shit between her breast as he comes.

Sally was unprepared and enraged when Patrick gave her Rusty Cleavage.

And Patrick invented the Rusty Cleavage when it suddenly occurred to him that the Double Big meal he had had 2 hours earlier had finally disclosed itself whilst his member was in Sally’s mouth.

by DirkJDiggler May 21, 2021