Similar to a rusty trombone, but masturbational, requiring you to perform with your head entirely up your own ass and an audience of 1 - 2 people.
The Rusty Humphries Radio show.
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When you jerk off so much you dick gets all red and sore.
Dean gave himself a rusty venture to the thought of Triana ever night.
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n. When a younger homosexual man is penetrated from both ends (e.g. spitroasted) by two considerably older gentlemen.
"Bruce and Peter sure gave Steve the ol' rusty rainbow Friday night at Cameron's Audrey Hepburn party. I heard they broke the handicapped toilet bar and were snorting crushed viagra off Steve's back!"
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When a guy fucks a girl in the ass, then sticks his penis in her pussy(while she's on her rag), and finishes by cumming in her throat.
When losing everthing to crack, and having glazed dick-resin on your chest wasn't bottom enough, we gave that whore a Rusty Pelican.
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When a red headed girl gives you a blowjob
I went out with a ginger last night and she gave me a good rusty top.
A group of males performing a rusty trombone in a continuous circle.
Those dudes are in a rusty trombonepede!
The act of a guy fucking a womanβs mouth and simultaneously dropping a little shit between her breast as he comes.
Sally was unprepared and enraged when Patrick gave her Rusty Cleavage.
And Patrick invented the Rusty Cleavage when it suddenly occurred to him that the Double Big meal he had had 2 hours earlier had finally disclosed itself whilst his member was in Sallyβs mouth.