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A ouija board service provider is similar to a phone service provider, the difference of course is instead of using a phone to communicate, you use a ouija board instead. This term was created by Aarón Amilián.
I've gotta get a ouija board service provider, so that I can contact my loved ones from the other realms.
extremely good head or fellatio.
Man cuz that broad gave me some ill ass service.
Hey gurl you down wit the service?
Someone who is asexual, but allows themselves to be used to "service" their partner.
"how can you be asexual, but have had sex?"
"oh, I'm a service ace!"
"What's that?"
"I'm asexual, but I will 'service' my partner!"
When a customer thinks you get there fast and complains that you’re not a Real Man.
I’m sorry ma’am... you misread the advertisement. I offer emegency services. It was your mistake!
The uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.
Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...
"Hey, I thought you were gonna be right back."
"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."
"Lawn service?"
"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."
lawn service is a service provided to the community YO! The difference between Chinese lawn service and American lawn care. Lawn care is just "caring" with words and "service" is providing the actual service. This should be carried out on a monthly basis to make sure no one is hiding around the bush of succulent
I need a lawn service in Portland Or, not just a normal lawn care with advices telling things I already know.
Ben got the window service cuz he's too much of a loser to go inside