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If a man is urinating under normal circumstances the urine leaves in a straight line, which makes it very easy to aim. However it can happen, after rough nights, that this flow is not a perfect line but rather a shotgun spread, meaning the flow goes everywhere but the intended target area.
"Sorry it took me so long on the bathroom. I had to clean up after I enjoyed a shotgun spread."
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Someone who looks like they have been shot in the face by a shotgun.
(due to acne)
Wow that is a seriously bad shotgun face!
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After hitting a marijuana related item, before exhaling, allow a friend to push on your chest with your back flat against the wall. Hold your breath while they are applying pressure, then once you need to breath signal them to let off. Once you exhale, the oxygen traooed in your lungs will race to your brain cause a system overload kinda. In other words super high super fast. Warning - you could possibly black out, have someone their to catch you.
Dude, I gave someone their first Mexican shotgun and they were slumped!
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A sexual act in which one person sits on the face of another and is penetrated by nose (Anally or Vaginally).
Person A: “My nose is stuffy as hell!”
Person B: “You sick?”
Person A: “Nah, my girl was just riding shotgun.”
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Used in Xbox 360 Game: Gears Of War. When one player is host in an online match, there shotgun is alot more powerfull then everyone elses and can get headshots with it more frequently
Sean: Dude i just got killed by that guy
Peter: Dont feel bad hes got the host shotgun
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The act of inserting an open can of beer into the anus of another person, poking a hole in the bottom and having them fart the beer into your mouth.
Thank you for the rusty shotgun. I'll go get us a towel.
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a redneck wedding in which at least 1 of3 males attending carries a shotgun to the wedding or some other firearm. Often results in drunken misfires killing guests. Usually held at trailer parks or farms. Often more than one person there is missing a limb from farming accidents, and almost none have all their teef.
Redneck 1:Little Billy Ray Joe Bob Jr. and Amanda Mae Sally Sue are having a shotgun wedding at his mamas trailer lot, hope none of tha guests git shot!
Redneck 2: yep. we betta bring our whiskey and huntin rifles...
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