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Where you have so much dick cheese and you never clean the peen.
Bro my girlfriend said I have a smelly fishy peen so I shot her ass.
it started as a pippeli then turned into bible because pippeli sounds like bible and it smells. as we came up with it we were tired af.
hey you have a smelly bible
yeah i know *does the ritual*
*starts singing* smelly bible *and changing the highness of the voice
not to be confused with Shitty Christ
psychiatrist: hello sir, can we help you with a shower, some clean clothes and ointment for your head lice? You must be very uncomfortable!
patient: get your hands off me, punk! I AM JESUS CHRIST, GODDAMNIT! GOD DAMN YOU all to HELL! I am your SAVIOR, you motherfucker!!
psychiatrist to nurse : OK, I think we need a HAC and put Smelly Christ in 31-D
nurse: We can't put him in 31-D because Shitty Christ is in 31-W and they'll get confused.
A nasty fart after eating Mexican food. Specifically, Carlos o' Kelly's.
"Dude, what the fuck did you eat?"
"Sorry man. Mexican food gives me the Carlos o' Smellies!"?
Once a month on Saturday you shit your pants and use it as lube during sex.
Hey babe, tomorrow is Smelly Saturday!! I can't wait.
The act of vaping fruit scented vape into a woman's butthole and making her fart in your face.
Jenny and I have matured as a couple. Last night she gave me a smelly gummy bear.