crustless socks

Any sock with length below the ankle. Such as low cut socks and slip-on socks.

Person A: Hey, I can’t seem to find my crustless socks

Person B: Your what?
Person A: Bruh my slip-on socks

Bush sock

The sock used to simulate a vagina by wanking military personal and catch sperm while conducting field exercises.

I hope Adam used his bush sock last night when he was rustling around in his sleeping bag.

ball sock

A sock to cover your balls

Hey man , did you bring your ball sock, it's supposed to be cold today

Butter sock

A sock filled with a pound of butter that is used to hit and hurt people with

girl 1) I hate this guy he cheated on us
Girl2) me two he is a fuckin bitch
Girl1) what shall we get girl
Girl2) the butter sock

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cabin socks

A style of sock that is most commonly worn indoors during the winter season. Can come in many varieties such as cotton, wool, and aloe infused. They are crew in length.

“Are those cabin socks?
No they’re ski socks!”

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sock gagged

When you take one the socks off the girl you are banging at the moment and put it in her mouth right before you both finish. Usually used to keep a loud moaner quiet. Puting tape over the mouth to keep sock in afterwards is recommended.

herbert: "Dude! Janet and me threw it all down last night!"
marty: "Yeah right, I didn't hear anything. I know how loud she gets."
herbert: "You think I'm lying, buttmunch? I Sock Gagged her ass! She don't say shit with that slouch sock in her mouth."
marty: "True dat nigga."

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Rotten Sock

Skeeting in a condom and then slapping a bitch in the face with it.

- "Hey, wanna give me a Rotten Sock?"

- "HELL YEA, you gotta condom?"

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