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A type of relationship in which the main (or only) action you and your partner partake in is spooning.
Clyde and Cindy started a spoon-ationship at college, because all they wanted was the comfort of someone to spoon with.
Spooning when too drunk to get hard
He could only smooth spooned me after too many whisky drinks
Spooning that occurs between your main alarm and your snooze alarm going off, generally in a state of semi-consciousness.
I love burying my morning wood in her booty while we snooze spoon.
Another way to refer to a cul-de-sac or dead end inside of a neighborhood
"Hey man, what are the directions to your house?"
"Just take a left on Tilden, then a right into the first neighborhood you see. My house is the first house on the spoon in the road"
Interchangeable with "pardon me"
If your stomach makes a particularly loud grumble, or a little air slips accidentally from either passage (front or back) you can acknowledge its passing politely with this little interjection to make it known it was not purposeful.
Usually accompanied with a look of shock from the perpetrator.
*Tummy grumble* "Oop, there's me spoon"
a battle during which the participants obtain large serving spoons and other culinary utensils (such as a wooden meat tenderizer) and spank each other until the adversaries surrender
Kendall, Grace, Robert, & Nana played spoon wars & shields. Team Nike, consisting of Robert and Grace, beat their opponents, Team Victory, Nana & Kendall.
A much needed and often over looked life necessity, ever lose a spoon and cannot find it, ever been without one.
well with spoon insurance there is no need to fear while your trusty insured spoons are near! the damage and rust that is no fuss, with spoon insurance its an easy fix!
so be at ease while your utensil is pleased.
Kawaii: Bruh I cannot find my spoon?!
Necri: was it insured?
Kawaii: Omg no I really should of signed up for that spoon insurance!