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When a guy take a dump in the ears and eyes of the girl counterpart stuffing them full of feces until she can no longer hear nor see whilst she proceeds to act like Helen Keller wailing about, using only her hands and mouth for the remainder of the foreplay.
My wife and I just got back from seeing the play "The Miracle Worker" and god knows she could go for a good rusty squirrel right about now.
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When the fukee is fucked so hard that the fucker burried his balls in the fukee's ass.
I just got squirrel fucked in my fantasy league by the running back's 88 yard touchdown run.
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Someone who is gross, annoying, douche-y, and undesirable in every way possible.
Someone who you would not want to date.
There is a high chance that the eat or have eaten a squirrel.
Nikki: So, Jeremy talked to me today..
Preslie: Eww that guy?! He's a real squirrel eater!
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A squirrel that is flattened by being run over by many cars. You can scrape them off the road and fling them like a Frisbee.
I hit your momma upside the head with a sail squirrel.
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A person who has one eye that is a little askew. When making small conversation with this person it's quite difficult as that one is looking for a squirrel in a tree.
Holy sh*t hot suppa if wasn't for that crazy chicks squirrel finder she might be worthy of you throwing her a bone.
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The act of spreading your scrotum to form a flat surface like a Trampoline and then bouncing your flacid penis like a squirrel bouncing on a trampoline.
At the party Jimbo surprised everyone by pulling out the Squirrel on a Trampoline trick and .
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bending over in a in the fetal posistion with your ass up in the air and a few nuts ready for action
squirrel style is what fini does best
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