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Some of the worst news one can get. Literally makes you dread it for months.
Boss: You’re fired
Me: Damn
Bank: Your bank account has been frozen
Me: Shit!
Sister: hey did your wife tell you that your in-laws are coming to stay?
Me: NOOOOOO!!!!!
The closing line as stated by The Most Interesting Man In The World. He is the man that every other man wants to be, mostly because both sides of his pillow are cool.
Used as the final statement by the winner when two guys are trying to out-do each other.
First guy: "Dude, I made out with that hot chick."
Second guy: "Well, I got to third base with that cheerleader."
First guy: "A beauty queen gave me a hand job."
Second guy: "I banged a super model."
First guy: Stunned silence
Second guy: "Stay thirsty, my friend."
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Guy 1: Unrespecting women stay upset!
Guy 2: Hoes mad x24
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Probably the best way to say your farewells. This saying was first tweeted by Rich Neville on Twitter.
A: Ah hecc I gtg man
B: Ah ok
A: Alas, stay fresh cheese bags
B: Mmmmm will do
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the most untouchable comeback of all time. 6ix9ine himself put this phrase into existence and literally only dawgs with hella drip are allowed to use it. when combined with the lethal additions of "also, you're white", or "also, you're a stoopid doodoo poopy-face", or, if you're really brave, " also, i listen to gunna", opponents will be instantly folded.
tyler: "bruv, what's that large brown stain on the back ur pants which conceals ur ass"?
kyle: " dont care. stay mad. also, you're white. also, I listen to tyler, the creator. also, I roll my pants. also, I have circular glasses. also, joe mama. also, I want a fortnite burger".
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Someone who stays out for multiple nights without going home or showering.
Started in south NJ in the mid 2000's.
Girl: "Ew did you see Ali, she is def a dirty old stay out who hasn't washed her hair."
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Have fun staying poor is used by the bitcoin community to warn against altcoin scams like ethereum or the US dollar. It can also be used to end a discussion with a bitcoin critic by pointing out the critic is not worth explaining bitcoin to. The phrase is in a way a goodbye and a wish that the person that doesn't get bitcoin will at least have fun during the period that they stay poor. Thet phrase is often used in a shortened version like "Have" or even "H".
Bitcoin critic: "Bitcoin is not scarce because it is infinitely divisible"
Bitcoiner: "H"
Your dumb friend: "I invested some money in cryptocurrencies."
Bitcoiner: "Have fun staying poor!"
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