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A girl who will flirt/date/hook up with you as to smoke your weed and not have to buy her own. Similar to the virgin who dates you so you'll take her to the movies every friday night.
I'm such a stoner slut... I dated colin half the summer just to smoke his weed. Then the weed ran out and we both got bored. He ended up hooking up with Aly at her party, and I went on to date michael. We were all happy.
I felt so bad about smoking his shit all the time, I invited him for a night of smirnoff & vodka. He was DD though, and I felt bad so I hooked up with him. The resulting hickey made mike so jealous he asked me out the next day. We were all happy.
Joey has the best shit. That's why Meghan is such a stoner slut and always fucks his ugly ass.
Kristen wanted Clinton's pretty blue bong so bad she blew him for it. That stoner slut is my bitch!
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when someone who's high gets really horny •good vibe tribe•
(stoner boner)So one day we smokd & then we laid on the couch for awhile, then he took me to his room.I was sittin there & before I could react he grabd my ankles & yankd me down all in one motion so I was layin on my back & he got on top of me and startd kissin me.We startd to make out as his hands wanderd.He unhookd my bra & startd to feel my boobs undr my bra.He was startin to get hard & I could feel his boner through his sweat pants.He rippd my shirt off & startd kissin my neck. then I rolld over so I would be on top of him & I startd feelin up & down his muscular chest & chiseld abs.He took his shirt off as I movd down lowr to remove his sweat pants.I grippd his hard dick & startd to stroke him.Then I movd down & put his hard cock in my mouth & began to suck, hard.He moand as I put his cock deepr into my throat until he flippd me over so he would be on top again.He rippd my shorts off & startd fingerin me slowly & finally straddld me & enterd me.He startd thrustin, slowly then hardr & fastr.The whole bed was rockin back & forth as he thrustd himself deepr into me.Then he reachd down & startd rubbin my clit as he fuckd me.I screamd in pleasure & wrappd my legs around his waist.He never slowd his pace & kept fuckin me hardr as he movd my legs onto his shoulders & leand forward until my knees were on my chest & fuckd me until I cummd all over him.He put my legs back down & kept fuckin me until he cummd inside of me & collapsd on top of me, exhaustd.
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a working vocabulary (lexicon) or set of words that describes or is used by stoners to describe something.
Man, I was so blown last night I lost my dank and cracked my bizzle. Stoner Slang is there really such a thing? Indeed, proceed to smoke weed.
translation (for those that don't herbalize then verbalize):
Hey, I was so high/intoxicated last night that I lost my marijuana and cracked my bong.
stay up kids!!
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Someone who talks about weed non-stop, and stresses about how much pot they smoke and how it should be legalized. They will carry on a conversation about weed even when you're not on that subject. They also try to get you to smoke pot even if you tell them several times you're not interested. This will carry on forever, they don't ever shut the fuck up. You can try and stop them but it's a waste of time.
How a typical conversation with one goes
Pretentious Stoner:"Aw man I got so high last night, I just sat there and listened to music. Then my mom called and I got paranoid! Dude you don't even know that was the scariest moment of my life."
Me: " That's great."
Pretentious Stoner: " Hey man how come you don't wanna smoke weed?"
Me: "I don't really want to, is that a problem?"
Pretentious Stoner: "Man you suck you're just a sheep."
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Music best listened to when you are completely baked, a good example would be any music written by Bob Marley or Pink Floyd, this sort of music is essential for any true stoner.
Ah man this Bob Marley tune is great Stoner music and gives me a sense of freedom when i am high.
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a stoner circle, meaning a group of stoners smoking green and passing it around the circle, usually while sitting around a fire.
He's breaking the stoner cypher man, so i guess i'll just pass this to Johnny.
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When you are having a conversation, or in a situation, and you completely forget a major part of what you were going to say or do.
"I was talking to Carol on the phone, right? And while we were chatting, she was re-dressing Jeremy's wounds. I'm so glad he's out of the... uh... fuck. HOSPITAL! He's out of the hospital. Sorry. Stoner moment."
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