Taking a paugh

The act of taking a dump without using your cell phone as entertainment; thereby expediting the process.

"Hey Richard, are you about done shitting? We gotta go! You better be taking a paugh!"

Taking Bodies

Killing people, usually certain people who have disrespected you or your group. Taking bodies = taking lives.

This nigga tryna fuck with me and my group. Hell nah, we taking bodies.

taking a fuck

When you give so few fucks about something, that you actually start to take fucks instead.

Person 1: Do you even give a fuck?
Person 2: I give so few fucks that I'm actually taking a fuck.

Take Fittys

A descrite way of pointing out a nice set of fake tits.

Joe: Hey frank did you see those take fittys.

Frank: Yeah I bet those cost a pretty penny!

Onion-take

Where a reader absentmindedly scrolls through their social media or news feed and encounters an article too strange or too sad to be real. The reader then reflexively reverses scroll direction to verify if the article is a piece of satire or authentic news.

Named for a portmanteau of Onion, a satirical news outlet, and the double take.

Alex was prompted to Onion-take while scrolling Facebook, and found themselves horrified to learn that the article about competitive-eater Kobayashi being beaten by Chris Christie was posted by BBC News and not The Onion.

Take a jizz

A term to use for masturbating.

I have to go take a jizz.

take it to the grate

to 'take it to the grate' is to challenge someone,

or it could be used like an action;

or in a past tense for a fight, or challenge has already happened.

"cmon beatch! take it to the grate!"

"i was just taking it to the grate with some punk ass chicken shit"

"that huge ass black guy just took it the the grate on his sorry ass!"