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Another word for masturbation. Taking a #1 is pissing, taking a #2 is shitting and taking a #3 is jacking off.
Guy 1:"Today in class I saw up hot Stephanie's skirt and she didn't have on any panties."
Guy 2:"You're fucking shitting me!"
Guy 1:"Nope! I went to the bathroom and took a #3... (Number 3) Take a #3
The act to awakening ones partner with sexual intercourse without waiting for consent.
I was too fucked up on coke last night so I had to hit her with the wake it and take it.
To leave in a hurry without explanation.
To leave in a hurry rudely
To get the @#-@ out!
Sarcastic saying
A person says to you; hey how you doing... But they are not right with you.... You say, TAKE OFF!
To leave work early. Usually unexpected
I am sick of this shit.Imma Take a half up in this bitch
The act of taking a dump without using your cell phone as entertainment; thereby expediting the process.
"Hey Richard, are you about done shitting? We gotta go! You better be taking a paugh!"
Where a reader absentmindedly scrolls through their social media or news feed and encounters an article too strange or too sad to be real. The reader then reflexively reverses scroll direction to verify if the article is a piece of satire or authentic news.
Named for a portmanteau of Onion, a satirical news outlet, and the double take.
Alex was prompted to Onion-take while scrolling Facebook, and found themselves horrified to learn that the article about competitive-eater Kobayashi being beaten by Chris Christie was posted by BBC News and not The Onion.