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Take a #3

Another word for masturbation. Taking a #1 is pissing, taking a #2 is shitting and taking a #3 is jacking off.

Guy 1:"Today in class I saw up hot Stephanie's skirt and she didn't have on any panties."
Guy 2:"You're fucking shitting me!"
Guy 1:"Nope! I went to the bathroom and took a #3... (Number 3) Take a #3

by not_JESUS November 30, 2012


Wake it and take it

The act to awakening ones partner with sexual intercourse without waiting for consent.

I was too fucked up on coke last night so I had to hit her with the wake it and take it.

by Dee34673 April 29, 2021


Take off

To leave in a hurry without explanation.

To leave in a hurry rudely

To get the @#-@ out!

Sarcastic saying

A person says to you; hey how you doing... But they are not right with you.... You say, TAKE OFF!

by Michellemybell 88 December 27, 2021


Take a half

To leave work early. Usually unexpected

I am sick of this shit.Imma Take a half up in this bitch

by Nibiru33 March 11, 2010


take mop

seize the means of production.

seize: take
means of production: MoP

worker 1: Wow, our job sucks.
worker 2: Take mop?
worker 1: Hahaha. Yes, comrade.

by Vykrij August 6, 2020


Taking a Charles

When a co-worker takes an hour bathroom break dropping a deuce while facebooking.

Worker 1: Do you know where William is at?
Worker 2: I have no idea, Probably taking a charles.

by TheTrollthatLurks November 19, 2012


Take a Vik

The physical act of leaving your place of employment for multiple hours without clocking out, and usually without notifying anyone. Sometimes done under the guise of a work related task, with the expectation that no one will realize how long you've been gone.

Vik: says nothing and leaves.
Co-worker A: "Has anyone seen Vik lately?"
Co-worker B: "Not since this morning."
Vik: returns after being gone for hours and still says nothing.
Co-worker A: "I think I'm gonna go take a Vik."
Co-worker B: "Me too!"

by UrbanGirlInFL December 31, 2011