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this would be an imaginary card I would pull out of the air, that states what you just told me was complete bullshit? a lie.
My co worker told me that he had sex 41 times in 24 hours. I told him, I'm pulling the bullshit card on that story.
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Any female who wears an amount of make up which covers up her true looks. Usually orange. Thick as two short planks with most of her bodily parts being fake.
"She is a scratchcard, rub off the surface to see what you've won."
Nobody wins on a scratch card.
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Verb.
The act of sliding an object in between cheeks of the buttox. This is a great way to impress girlfriends/wives.
My phone smells like poop because Jim credit carded it.
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A song that gives you a sign that it’s about to get down, in a sexual way.
House of cards :“fanfictions entered the chat“
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A common miss spelling of Tarot cards
Destiny-I'm going to learn to read Taro cards!
Fundie-No your not!
Random all knowing of metaphysical affairs person-Of course not! She is going to learn to read Tarot cards instead.
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referring to wet dreams, jizz stains and their shape.
"yo jim jones, i made a geographic card last night that looked exactly like italy"
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