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Jizz cream

The shit that comes out of your dick when you jizz.

If you rub me the right way I'll shoot jizz cream.

by mdotpreis March 22, 2015

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glizzy cream

Dick cheese and cum

I just cummed glizzy cream

by micerclye October 26, 2020


Taint Cream

The ointment one uses on their taint when it has an unbelievable amount of chafing and itchiness. Very useful in desperate times.

Hey Dillon, I heard you and Jarad were in need of taint cream.

Yea that was clutch, thanks.
No problem Phil.

by yungpad December 16, 2020


Beef & Cream

The act of ejaculation after receiving a blumpkin as you drop a meaty Duce.

Old Blowy got a beef & cream from swisher Sweden after his birthday Taco Bell meal.

by Slobbin the Didly February 18, 2016


Lucid Creaming

lu•cid cream•ing

/ˈlo͞osəd krēmiNG/

Def.: a wet dream

I need to stop Lucid Creaming. I'm running out of unstained clothes.

by TheTallestPsychonaut December 17, 2021


Orange Cream

Cream made of orange. Seriously, why are you searching this up, let alone on urban dictionary, what, did you think it was related to sexual acts? Well yes actually, Orange Cream is used to lather up the ol' John Dory for a good time. It's also good for vitamin C intake, especially for your southern hemisphere, if you get what I'm saying.

Orange cream is great for my vitamin C supplements!

by _Dinka_ March 18, 2019


butter and cream

A sweet woman. Golden heart. Always believing the best in you no matter what you do.

My ex-boyfriend's mom was butter and cream. He had spent years in prison, on papers, he drinks all day every day, is a dope and sex fiend, yet she still see him as a little boy with a halo of his head. Butter and cream.

by KSmilesBright October 28, 2013