A promoter's fear of not selling any pre-sale tickets for a fucking legendary artist! Goddamnit!
In reference to Gary Numan's gig in Geneva (Switzerland)on May 16th, 2006, when not a single pre-sale ticket had been purchased (though an intimate crowd of people got their tickets at the box office on the night of the concert).
- Hey mate, I've just booked this great artist to perform at a really neat venue, but I fear that no one's going to buy a ticket because everyone's a fucking ignorant!
- Dude, you've got the Gary Numan syndrome.
- Fuck!
To have sex simulateously with 100 sweaty tramps on a piss stained mattress
Why are you walking like that, did you have a Gary Moore last night or something?
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Guy: Why are you crying?
Other Guy is listening to Gary Come Home
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Male counterpart to a Mary-Sue
How could you write someone like that? He's obviously a Gary-Stu.
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1. reluctance to answer a potentially embarrassing question
2. spoken to instantly divert a captive audience's attention so a speaker can covertly move out of the line of questions
adj. plead the fifth
origin: Gary Coleman is a dead midget and this is a known fact. Any sightings of him will cause anyone to turn around. Mainly because midgets are interesting, and Gary Coleman still makes people chuckle with his recorded tyrades
Reporter 1: Sir did you have relations with your secretary
Wife: Intently listening
Speaker: Hey! There Goes Gary Coleman!!!!
Crowd: **Turns in pointing direction**
Speaker: **drops mic turns and leaves conference**
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Gary Cooper time is High Noon.
"Before Gary Cooper time, I had the phone numbers...."
_Spanking Watson_ by Kinky Friedman (1999), p. 171
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Trash hating and often violent Cougar mascot.
Featured on Family Guy
Like Gary the No-Trash Cougar says: "Give a larbage, throw out your garbage!"
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