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Right lane candidate

moving slower than the rest; slow driver in the fast lane; slow to understand

"Dude, you are a right lane candidate"

by CKMP December 29, 2007


Automatic douche lane

The lane that assholes get into when they decide they're gonna pass you on a merge, even though you have the right of way and there's not enough room for them.

Fred: This guy's gonna squeeze in at the merge and cause you to slam on your brakes, he's switching to the automatic douche lane...

by Vuvuzela Jameson January 1, 2011


Left Lane Marauder

An inconsiderate person who drives in the left lane and won't move over to let anyone pass.

Chris had thirty cars waiting to get by, but he would not get over because he was a Left Lane Marauder.

by CSH79 April 9, 2011


left lane hog

An inconsiderate slob who drives in the left lane and won't move over to let anyone pass.

A left lane dick. A left lamer.

A long line of soccer moms in their SUVs followed the left lane hog. Each one was waiting for her chance to be first in line.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

81๐Ÿ‘ 69๐Ÿ‘Ž


passing lane blindness

doing the speed limit or LESS! in the (left or) passing lane!
an individual unable to perceive the line of cars behind him/her, hugging their bumper; trying to tell them something.

GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY! YOU DUMB ASS!! -camp on a toilet!!! -makes one long for a james bond car!!! to 'fix' the problem!, ignorance; total non-understanding of ones' status relating to driving techniques.! STUPIDITY!!

that stupid ass has the passing lane blindness, what a dumb mother-fuck!! -might as well get out and walk!!

he has the passing lane blindness, and doesn't notice the tractor-trailer up his ass!!

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

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Fast Lane Cork

When someone is clogging up the fast lane by going less than 20 mph over the limit. Typically, it's either a clueless geezer or someone engrossed in a dazzling cell phone discussion unaware of the constipation-like backup behind them. When the cork finally pops and the back up starts flowing, so do the middle fingers.

A freaking Fast Lane Cork made me late for work today.

by Slugworthy March 15, 2011

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Lane Middle School

This is your middle school located in fort wayne , IN. This school is pretty much 95% ghetto and 5% of fake people that think there the shit. Some sports are decent... SOMETIMES. But the teachers donโ€™t care about students or their education they just want their โ€œmoneyโ€. Fights all the time .

8th grader from a private middle school/rich school: โ€œwhat school do u go to?โ€

8th grader from lane:โ€ i go to the hellhole laneโ€
8th grader from a private middle school/ rich school: โ€œarenโ€™t there gangs and fights there ?โ€

Lane Middle School: a trash school you donโ€™t want to attend

by Joshia Landmor May 29, 2018

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