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a condition on limited-access high-capacity arterial roadways aka freeways where a disproportionately large convoy of vehicles occupies the "number one" aka left-most lane in anticipation of passing sauntering traffic in the other lanes. The cause of the build-up is often a beltway bitch or a motorist who is passing other slower motorists at a marginally higher velocity, often less than 1 mph greater, often out of fear that s/he may be pulled over for speeding if s/he goes any faster. Warning: this condition often creates freeway fags.
This left lane lag is ridiculous. That Buick needs to move over and let us pass!
moving slower than the rest; slow driver in the fast lane; slow to understand
"Dude, you are a right lane candidate"
An inconsiderate person who drives in the left lane and won't move over to let anyone pass.
Chris had thirty cars waiting to get by, but he would not get over because he was a Left Lane Marauder.
An inconsiderate slob who drives in the left lane and won't move over to let anyone pass.
A left lane dick. A left lamer.
A long line of soccer moms in their SUVs followed the left lane hog. Each one was waiting for her chance to be first in line.
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When someone is clogging up the fast lane by going less than 20 mph over the limit. Typically, it's either a clueless geezer or someone engrossed in a dazzling cell phone discussion unaware of the constipation-like backup behind them. When the cork finally pops and the back up starts flowing, so do the middle fingers.
A freaking Fast Lane Cork made me late for work today.
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doing the speed limit or LESS! in the (left or) passing lane!
an individual unable to perceive the line of cars behind him/her, hugging their bumper; trying to tell them something.
GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY! YOU DUMB ASS!! -camp on a toilet!!! -makes one long for a james bond car!!! to 'fix' the problem!, ignorance; total non-understanding of ones' status relating to driving techniques.! STUPIDITY!!
that stupid ass has the passing lane blindness, what a dumb mother-fuck!! -might as well get out and walk!!
he has the passing lane blindness, and doesn't notice the tractor-trailer up his ass!!
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This is your middle school located in fort wayne , IN. This school is pretty much 95% ghetto and 5% of fake people that think there the shit. Some sports are decent... SOMETIMES. But the teachers don’t care about students or their education they just want their “money”. Fights all the time .
8th grader from a private middle school/rich school: “what school do u go to?”
8th grader from lane:” i go to the hellhole lane”
8th grader from a private middle school/ rich school: “aren’t there gangs and fights there ?”
Lane Middle School: a trash school you don’t want to attend
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