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similar to "cock blocked" except the person doing the blocking is female and resembles a Mop i.e. really thin, wooden personality, mop-like hair, wouldn't know fun if it hit her in her moppy face, you could pick her up turn her upside down and wash the floor with her head
Berry: come out to me in the boonies Wugs
Wugs: not going near you if the Mop is there
Berry: stupid ass Mop, always around me... wish she'd stop Mop Blockin' me
Wugs: I would so L-bomb you if she wasn't there, I do it to everyone
Berry: maybe its lucky I got Mop Blocked
when a girl gives you outstanding, sloppy head and swallows ur nut
“Shorty finna mop me up tonight”
“I’m finna get a mop from this ho”
Dutch for 'pickled herring' in a jar
"Do you have any raw mops?" said the customer in the Seafood Department
Performing 69 with a cuban woman while standing up and her hair is long enough to wipe the floors as she gives you a blowjob.
Once we lost weight, my wife and I were able to perform a cuban mop.
To “ throw it back “ in a club or work a pole
Yo start was killing it last night , she was mopping bathrooms on the pole
The art of ejaculating on a mate and essentially “mopping” it up with your testicles
She was so kinky, so I finished her off by dry mopping her.