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The opposite of cowgirl sex position, essentially a synonym for "reverse cowgirl"
Yo my girl loves to ride cowboy sex position when she's drunk
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guy on top of a girl as she arches up
how do u 42?? umm its the sex position 42 .....
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Term referring to the need/want for an individual to be on top of or in a "dominant" position with one's sexual partner in order to reach climax/orgasm.
Hey, babe, let me drive for awhile. Fucking in the front seat of the Honda is giving me a cramp, and I really wanna finish this up with a dominant cum position.
I sure am glad I had an egg sunny side up on top of my goetta! The extra protein gave me the energy to finish strong in a dominant cum position.
I love watching the way Tom moves when he is fucking me in a dominant cum position!
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Parking your vehicle in a position that allows you to quickly leave the location if need be.
Me and Pedro rolled up to a ghetto ass bar so we parked in the hit and run position in case we needed to get the fuck out of there quick.
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The correct answer to the question "What's up?"
In 3-dimensional Cartesian terms, the x-axis is east and west, the y-axis is north and south, and the z-axis is up and down. So the positive z-axis is what's up.
Guy 1: "What's up, man?"
Guy 2: "The positive z-axis."
Guy 1: *rolls eyes*
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Also Man-P-S or MPS
The innate ability of a man to know exactly where he is and where he needs to go at any given moment. Noted especially in situations involving driving on unfamiliar roads.
A naturally occurring aspect of most males; the electronic device known as a "GPS" is named after it.
Ken doesn't need to ask directions, he has Man-P-S.
Person: How do you know where you're going?
Man: I use my MPS.
Person: Your what?
Man: My Man Positioning System.
Person: Hooray!
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n The state of having control over a shared armrest, such as on a plane or in a movie theater
Guy 1: "Dude, I'm so uncomfortable. Stop hogging the armrest."
Guy 2: "That's not my fault. You should have established a dominant arm position when you sat down."