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a type of adhesive bandage with embedded plastic ribs or splints that is applied across the bridge of the nose and sides of the nostrils, to assist in keeping the airway open.
They worked out a licensing agreement with CNS, the company that manufactured the human "Breathe Right" brand of nasal strips in 1997 (now owned by Foundation Consumer Brands) where the company manufactured the equine form of the Nasal strip.
A masturbation act where a long piece of toilet paper is placed from the waist to the chest and the man attempts to shoot his cum up the "drag strip" adjusting the angle of his penis to get the most distance.
Man I can't wait to do some drag stripping on Porn hub tonight.
I was drag stripping last night and made it up to my nipples!
Cheap off-brand shitty chicken strips
Me: Wow these chicken strips taste like shit.
Also Me: Lol Shitcken Strips
Good times.
orgasm...
I went to the Strip club and said OH YAAAR yesssssss.
A geographical strip of land that follows Interstate 25 down through the center of Colorado, with cities such as Fort Collins, Boulder, Denver, Castle Rock, Colorado Springs, and Pueblo surrounding or near it. These cities hold most of the population of Colorado and give transplants the ability to say "they live in the mountains" because they're usually over a mile in elevation. They love to hit I70 going west to "get out of the city" and just go to Vail and Breckenridge to ski and drink $11 Americanos.
This also includes taking highway 24 west to Woodland Park and blessing the town with ✨️traffic✨️ so dense that 2 miles takes an average 15 minutes to drive through on a weekend.
This strip is over-welcoming to Californians that ruin the beautiful state.
The average price for a 3-4 bedroom house on 4,000ft of land is now unaffordable to a normal family making decent money.
There are now Whataburgers and In and Outs in colorado to feed this infection.
Buying a firearm in this state is becoming increasingly more difficult by the week.
We don't have plastic bags anymore and stores charge the 10 cent fee for shitty paper bags.
If you're ever convincing someone to visit Colorado, have them see the beauty outside of this stank ass strip.
Wyomingite: I'd like to visit Colorado, where's nice?
Coloradoan: Literally anywhere outside the Colorado Lib Strip
Person from Utah: Coffee sucks
Small crusty stringy prices of bark or twigs from an unknown origin good for being kindling or eating ants from an anthill in a monkey like fashion.
Look at that orangutan eat those ants with that gribben strip.