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Crisp Water

In which a beverage, usually water, is 'hitting the spot' or is very cold and refreshing.

I had some super crisp water yesterday. I put in the freezer

by hailst0rm133 October 18, 2022


water buffaho

A large and aggressive stripper. Water buffahoes are known for sitting on laps without asking and delivering unwanted and possibly dangerous lap dances due to their size and strength.

I hope that water buffaho doesn't come over here. She would squash me like a bug.

"No water buffaho, i don't want a dance! I saw you dancing on my friend and i don't think he will walk right for a week."

by Bryant Bell December 21, 2009


water hyacinth

Water hyacinth also known as Eichhornia crassipes is really fucking up the US we need to get rid of this. A little about Water hyacinth, it is a free-floating perennial aquatic plant (or hydrophyte) native to tropical and sub-tropical South America. With broad, thick, glossy, ovate leaves, water hyacinth may rise above the surface of the water as much as 1 meter in height.

Xavier: yo water hyacinth is really messing up the bay
Kelly: Yeah :(

by Xman_Slayer November 15, 2019


Cucumber water

A refreshing drink made by immerging cucumber slices in a large water container.
Mostly availble in nail salons.

*Jimmy filling a cup*
Mrs Nguyen : "Cucumber water for customers only !"

by OpenJowel August 27, 2021


half waters

Half water is when a goddamn psychopath decides to take a fresh water bottle to bed every night because they like a fresh cold one. This is proceeded by taking a sip or three, falling asleep and repeating. After the course of a week, bottles have accumulated on the nightstand and then get transferred to the refrigerator for future use. Future use occurs when an entire case of new waters has been exhausted. Bottles must be neatly organized by brand label and quantity of fluid remaining.

I went into apartment 124 with Patrick and opened the refrigerator to find 17 neatly organized half waters. I thought to myself, "what kind of damn psychopath lives here...".. I promptly took a picture and shared it on the Slack #apartsments channel with the entire team to validate my shock.

by radius314 April 5, 2020


Water Hogie

When a sack of any material is full of water.

"Vito has a water hogie in his pants."

*Could be used for injection's for sexual arousal.

by Butter on a stick June 10, 2018


SM water

a magical liquid/type of water from SM's (SM is an entertainment company) main branch in Korea which turns all idols who drink it into chaotic crackheads.

Looks like the SM Water has kicked in for the new NCT members yet.

by kpopstan1876 January 14, 2021