Card Stomp

The intent to royally defeat one or more people in a trading card game.

"Let's go card stomp the people at the local comic shop"

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gas card

The mental/emotional resources needed for person to frequently if not continually gaslights others.

Wow, Jim tried to gaslight me for about the third time today about his inability to get to work on time. He must have reloaded his gas card.

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Go Cards

The nefarious act of having sexual relations with a close friend or friends. Also known as "Go Cardsing."

K was a dumb ass for having sex and then living with G. Smart move, Go Cards buddy.

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bullshit card

this would be an imaginary card I would pull out of the air, that states what you just told me was complete bullshit? a lie.

My co worker told me that he had sex 41 times in 24 hours. I told him, I'm pulling the bullshit card on that story.

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Scratch card

Any female who wears an amount of make up which covers up her true looks. Usually orange. Thick as two short planks with most of her bodily parts being fake.

"She is a scratchcard, rub off the surface to see what you've won."

Nobody wins on a scratch card.

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Credit card

Verb.

The act of sliding an object in between cheeks of the buttox. This is a great way to impress girlfriends/wives.

My phone smells like poop because Jim credit carded it.

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geographic card

referring to wet dreams, jizz stains and their shape.

"yo jim jones, i made a geographic card last night that looked exactly like italy"

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