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An instrument that makes a saxophone look like a useless sex toy for God's and is only created Zeus, the god of all gods of Greek mythology
When Zeus developed trumpets Trumpets, it was so beautiful that it made Satan remove the saxophone from his asshole
The trumpet, a very nice instrument. The problem is the people playing it. 9.9999/10 they are too loud and 99.9999% of the time, the trumpets are assholes.
God the trumpets won’t shut the fuck up
When you try to text the word “truly” but autocorrect screws you over
Guy 1: “I think we have a bright future together”
Girl 1: “Yes I trumpet believe we’re soulmates”
Guy 1: “bruh”
A trumpet is a blown musical instrument commonly used in classical and jazz ensembles. The trumpet group contains the instruments with the highest register in the brass family.
I played the trumpet at the ochestra the other day.
From the English Trump and Puppet. Someone who makes a lot of noise but doesn't really say anything. Or someone who repeats things that are not true, or is manipulated to do so.
"That news anchor on Fox News was such a Trumpet."
Fred: "Hey Jim did you know the Earth is flat?"
Jim: "Shutup fred you are such a Trumpet."
Did you see that orange man carrying on like a rabid narcissist psycopath? Yep he's a Trumpet.
A Trump supporter. Usually used by non-trump supporters, as myself.
Your a trumpet.
Ew she’s a trumpet.
Yuck a trumpet.
the best of the instruments
person 1: I play trumpet man
Person 2: that's so cool bro