Droopy man boobs that, when packed into a too-tight shirt, create a uniboob across a guy's chest.
"That dude should NOT wear Under Armour shirts! It's SO tight it makes his moobs look like a Tube Moob!"
"Check out Home Boy's Tubey Moob - it looks like a uniboob sausage across his chest!"
When you accidentally shove it too far up and get it stuck, so you dump your load to get out.
"Oh shit, I didn't know I was tube stuffing you."
A Heathen Tube is another name for an airplane.
targent: "What is it about being in an airplane that makes everyone buckwild for ginger ale? Literally everyone be ordering it.
transhumanisticpranspermia: "Ginger grow in the ground, so it keeps you connected to God's earth while you're thousands of feet up in the heathen tube.
When you're on YouTube clicking one video after the next. Watching whatever looks interesting.
Friend: whoa you look like you haven't slept in days
You: that's because I haven't, I've been surfing the tube all night
Synonym for kissing. When lips touch during a kiss, the union creates an unbroken tube from one person's butthole, back though the mouth to the other butthole.
Hey baby, would you like to go to the drive in theater and do some butthole tubing?
When you get so drunk you end up on a drive way throwing up whole pieces of pasta.
Elle was so pasta tubed last night!
The anal discomfort felt after taking a huge dump that prevents you from sitting comfortably.
I took a huge dump at the funeral home and didn't give my butthole enough time to close. I was cigar tubing the whole way to work.