Why don't you go fuck yourself?

The proper response to any question in the form of: "Why don't you (do something you don't want to do)?"

Jane: "Why don't you mow the lawn instead of playing video games?"

Dick: "Why don't you go fuck yourself?"

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I love you so fucking much

The hashtag #ilysfm means "i love you so fucking much"

Ilysfm girlll as in the hashtag being i love you so fucking Much now you know what ilysfm means

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Fuck-you-money

Money spent on business operations with the pupose of fighting down business enemies rather than maximize profit.

"Fuck-you-money: An investor buying a company in front of another investor even though he or she could earn more on spending the capital otherwise.

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because fuck you that's why

When no explanation is necessary.

Douche: yo, why can't I get some of that azz?

Hot chick: because fuck you that's why.

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Where da fuck you at?

1) A query of an individual's present location
2) a phrase used to describe an individual's present location
3) a query of an individual's present focus or mental state.

1) Yo, Deshawn, where da fuck you at? We waitin on you.
2) Don't lie to me. I know where da fuck you at, so you better have my money when I get there.
3) Get your head in the game, bro! It's like you aren't even playing. Where da fuck you at right now?

Don't Speak, Fuck You

Something to say when you're angry at people who are in your way.

"Fucking garbage collectors, get the fuck out of the road. Don't speak, fuck you!"

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They fuck you at the drive-thru

Originally uttered by Leo Geotz (played by Joe Pesci) in "Lethal Weapon 2", it has come to signify a grudging acceptance of a shitty situation that one is powerless to change.

What, you just paid a $5 ATM fee to withdraw $40? Well, they fuck you at the drive-thru.