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When you titty-fuck two curling stones.
A Canadian casserole is only to be done with a trusting and gentle partner. I knew a guy who tried it alone once. Dave was his name. Good guy. Funny, but a bit of a loner. One day he goes into his room Dave. Next day he comes out Dickless Dave. Still lives with his parents. Poor guy.
When after a long day of dealing with bullshit at work you pour crown royal and orange cream soda into your girl's asshole and mix it with your dick. Turn her upside down and pour said girls ass into a glass over top snow balls to chill.
Brian had a rough day on the farm so he went home and gave his wife ye ole canadian creamsicle.
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A semi-sexual act wherein the receiver lays on their stomach while giver pours maple syrup on the small of the reciever’s back and then spreads the syrup around with their breasts.
I wanted something a little sticky and sweet, so she suggested a Canadian Flatbed.
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When you cut off one of your testicles with a rusty pair of scissors, call it sweet names (like Steve and A Good Bread) and shove it down your best friend's throat with a corkscrew.
"Oh man, Dave. I gave Dwight a heck of a Canadian Walnut last night. He then paid me with corn."
"Now its my turn, Brett,"
Like a Cleaveland Steamer, just a little further North
"Steve pooped on my face last night"
"Nice, a Canadian Steamer"
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A hockey fight.
"Did you see the Maple Leafs play last night? They had at least two Canadian arguments."
Donny: "We got 8 inches of snow overnight"
Jammy: "Thats just a normal Canadian Summer for me"
Dan: I gave my girlfriend a canadian summer and a snostorm last night