When a fatty really does you wrong so for a brief time you hate all fat people
Damn Gabi is so gross that she had to rape someone to get laid…she litterally has sent me on a fatphobic bender
When you briefly dislike all fattys cause of the actions of one fat person
“Wow gabi is so desperate, can you believe she had to r*pe someone to get laid!?”
“Yeah she got me on a fatphobic bender”
1. a relationship that is formed by two individuals while on a bender (wild drinking spree) that lasts for 3 to 5 days.
“Wow. I really thought I liked that I met at the bar last weekend. But now I’m thinking he might have been my bender boyfriend.”
A day of binge-drinking with close friends that takes place every 3 months. Must take place on a random weekday (Mon, Tues, Wed) and no Irish exiting allowed unless your Kyle
Tis time for the Quarterly Bender
You know those people who have AIDS? Yeah, they’re AIDS Benders now.
Imagine if everyone who had AIDS, became AIDS Benders. All the AIDS Benders went to rob a bank for exactly $10,000,000. They will then purchase a private island with said $10,000,000 and reside on it for 2 years. After 2 years, they will die from AIDS. Next step in the process is that Terminator 2 will release, then 1, but not 3, because that movie sucks ass. These film releases will cause Jupiter to bust a FAT FUCKING NUT on Earth, killing all dinosaurs. Leading to the historical event of Skynet being the reason the dinosaurs went extinct. Modern day historians and paleontologists have coined the name for the event as “Skynut.”
Bender(ing) or binging for days sometimes months consisting of puke, alcohol breath and cigarettes
“Holy f**k bro that was a wicked binge I just smell like rank bender bum
A slur to call a gay man who is annoying, being too much or causing trouble.
Gay man: "Are you mad that I talk to more girls than you?"
Me: "Shut up anal-bender."