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Mary I of England (1516–1558), Queen of England and Ireland, so called because of her execution of numerous protestants.
There is an urban legend that was made about her haunting mirrors ever since she was found dead near a broken mirror with her face smashed in beyond recognition.
Martin: “...And so she haunts every mirror and can only be summoned by saying her name 3 times!”
Luke: “I’m NOT gonna say that 3 times, I’m not stupid.”
Martin: “Come on, it’s just a scary children’s story. What could go wrong?”
Luke: “Fine... Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary... f*** this I’m out!”
A1C Brown discharging a brown lumpy substance from the penis after sex with Frazier
Bro that bloody brown was amazing
When you forcefully insert an unshaved pineapple into a random person's anal cavity against their will.
I'm gonna use a bloody pineapple on dis hoe.
Cutting of a pineapple in such a manner to insert the male sex gland! Leaving the skin on with thorns to really give the pineapple a good grip causing the persons hand to bleed! After orgasm has occurred the person with the bloody hand then slaps the other! Bloody pineapple!!!
Larry was allergic to grapefruit and wanted his gf to grapefruit him, only other option they had in the house was a pineapple. Except they were into the kinkier side of things and made it gory! She grasped the pineapple hard while stroking his member then slapped him with her bloody hand! Bloody pineapple!
When a British person was about to cus right before something was disturbed
Batman: destroyed the drone
Penguin: AAAAAHHH, Bloody He-
btw this is a reference from Batman: The Telltale Series
Nick Cummins' new nickname after he dumps all the Bachelorette's on the 2018 season of The Bachelor Australia.
Well bugger me gently, that Bloody Badger let all those good lookin' roosters go!
A Bloody rocket is a term to describe someone that has so much ego that it should be fueling a space rocket to fly away to mars due to the sheer amount of ego that a person can show.
I Swear Sonia is such a Bloody Rocket with that ego of hers
I Swear Sonia is such a Bloody Rocket with that ego of hers.