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A girl who's hot, but if you piss her off she'll fuck you up
Damn that's one hell of a slug girl, she just beat the shit outta me for callin her beautiful
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a scene in a stars wars movie where after two women kiss, it cut to a disgusted slug. tumblr then decided that slug was homophobic. it’s placed next to two queer people either canonically or headcanonically dating as a way of saying they’re dating.
tumblr post: *2 characters next to each other with the “live slug reaction” in the corner*
commenter: fuck outta here with ur stupid headcanons 🙄🙄
George Michael is the world's most infamous slug tugger.
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A comic book that Ed reads during episodes of Ed, Edd n' Eddy
(Whilst diving under the couch)
Ed: "Woah Slug-U-La!"
the white pastey substance from a vagina that is absolutly fucking revolting and tends to smell of belly button fuzz and bad slurpie; when whipped on something it tends to leave a trail like that of a garden slug on cement. When combined with Elmers Glue it turns into Elmers Mayo
adrian: isabelle your so wet
isabelle : i know
adrian: ahahaha
isabelle: ew! dont wipe that slug trail on my legs!
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A calculation to estimate the power of a beer drinker. Determined by the following formula:
(Strength of beer in ABV / 5) * number of 12 ounce beers consumed
This gives a accurate calculation of the true beer consumption power of a drinker expressed in number of standard strength (5% ABV) beers.
Similar to the slugging percentage calculation in baseball, where a players total bases are divided by his at bats to estimate the power of a hitter.
Tony: Ouch my head.
Ron: Looked like a slow night for you last night. I only saw you drink 7 beers
Tony: Naw, man I was wasted drinking some hellacious barley wine. My Beer Slugging Percentage was like 14.28.