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when one of your friends has so many memes he manages to break the face of reality itself with a hint of communism.
i know you got a Diego's meme addiction but you gotta stop man. yo what the F̵̨̺͎̭̟̖̦̝̱͙͚̏̒͑̄͋̓̑̀̒̓̈́͐̇̈́͜͝͠U̶̢̧̡̨̢̢̠̙̗̜͈̗͇̝͓͍͍̰̣͖̜̻̗̭̹̹͙̙̝͉͖̬̺̝͇̝͔̯͎͍͒̏̈́͆̆̌͛̈͋͜͝C ̧̡̢̛̛̛̪̞͔͍̝͔̻͙̬̰͚͋̆͋̀̇̆͐̿͊̊̆̆͒̈́͌̅͌̿̏̕̚̚ͅK ̝͙̈̿̄̓̏͘͠
A person who is in a superposition of being a top or a bottom until observed, wherein they collapse into one state.
Bro have you talked to Ryan recently? He's quite a Schrodinger's Sex Addict
Buying shoes every minute of every day to the point that you cant afford pizza on tuesdays
RYAN STOP BUYING SHOES YOU HAVE A SHOE ADDICTION DISSORDER- Tali
When him/her really has the urge to play the resident evil game.
Guy 1: Man, I just beat resident evil 4, and I have played all the games so far, and beat them so I know the story, and, I have to wait, till Resident Evil 5 comes out in 2009, March 13.... and its only January 17, and I got it on the opening day which was the 11th. Dammit, I want the game now, I have to wait 3 years.. (Resident Evil Addiction)
Gurl 2: So I had just got resident evil 5 on march 13, the oppening day, and I beat the hole game in 2-3 days... I am pissed, that resident evil, was really good, wesker is dead? Well, Me and my brother got in a fight a couple days ago and he busted my re5 in half I screamed, and yelled, I threw punches at the walls, creating enourmous holes, I am so pissed, I think, I am going to kill myself, I hate it so much, I have every toher game but 5 now! omg!!!!!! I swear to god, I will kill my brother.
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What Blood gang members say in regards to their rival gang, The Crips (meaning putting holes in Crips like a blue swiss cheese)... Careful where you say that....
"I'm addicted to blue cheese"...
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A person who spends hours and hours on UD reading and writing definitions. They often get a thrill off of posting inappropriate yet hilarious definitions for the whole world to see. Also what I have.
BukkakeSenpai69 has written over 400 definitions and obviously has Urban Dictionary Addiction
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When the leader of a punk group (the Alpha_Punk) denies that pot is addictive and tells everyone who questions him that he can stop at any time but does not want to. He then cites several studies which backs up his statements.
I'm not addicted, I just like to smoke pot everyday to calm me down. Even the Obama administration agrees with me that pot addiction disorder is a myth!
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