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An asian that is crazy, insane, awesome, outgoing,fun to be with, and basically the opposite personally of a typical asian male. This is the top tier of all asianess. They are a rare breed and hard to find, but once you find one, they are probably going to be one of the most awesome things you'll have in your life. It is not the standard asian you find under a math book.
"Dude! that kid is an amazing asian"- typical white male
"Yea i know i'm friends with him!"- typical asian male
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Annoying Asian person that get 100% in all their maths tests, making all the white people look like dumb-fucks.
White person: I hate all these Asian-fucks.
Asian-fuck: Why you say that. I am a smarter then you is.
White person: Then who was the first president of the US.
Asian-fuck: Shut-up. I must do my homework.
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A person of mixed race having heritages of multiple cultures from the Asian continent.
Incel: I have a fetish for Asian Expresses.
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An event where an Asian does something that is stereotypically associated with Asians.
I witnessed an Asian moment when I saw Bruce Lee breakdancing and squinting at the same time.
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asian-nif-fic; noun; means an asian that look or acts terrific!
Such as: Wendy Wu, Jet Lee, Jackie Chan, and Terrin Liwag.
Guy 1: Hey did you see Terrin in that blue dress!?
Guy 2: Yeah! She looked so asian-niffic!
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A combination of a gentleman and the lone wolf, this motherfucker grew up like any other Asian male. Harassed and belittled throughout middle and high school, he got sick of being picked on and hit level 9000. Shunning everything that society tried to mold him into, he went on a path to discover himself and attain “super sayian”. Nowadays, this super-asian is well connected in society, in good shape, a leader of his own pack, and a jack of all trades. Currently on the prowl for a mate, so you better watch out!
Girl 1: Did you see that super-asian in the back of the room?
Girl 2: There’s something charming and mysterious about him, I think I’ll ask him out.
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n. (con·sti·pay·shun): an East-Asian professional or business-person characterized by grunts and/or other vocalizations that sound like the individual is constipated, usually occurring when the individual is frustrated and/or agitated. Vocal noises are unique to the East-Asian accents.
"Man, when I don't get my numbers to Henry Wong in on time he sure turns into a constip-asian on the phone!"
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