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Blazin late at night instead of going to sleep.
An adventure in the night...and we aint talking about wet dreams
" Im not ready for this day to end..."
" Then lets late and bake mothafuckaaas! " - (Fogell voice)
Similar to a baked sale, a baked sai is a bake sale in which everyone is high and also is on a boat.
A. Did you hear about the baked sail week?
B. No
A. I was like tripping balls and we donated about 15$ to help fight cancer. And we were on a boat.
B. How much did it cost?
A. About 500$, and the cush was about 1,500$
B. Are you KIDDING ME? WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU JUST DONATE THE MONEY IN THE FIRST PLACE
A. Because then I wouldn't have been able to say it was a baked sail
B. when are you gonna grow up and get a job?
A.You think you're better than me because you got accepted into college?
B. I overheard Clair tell my mom that she wishes I was her son and not you
A. No, you didn't
B. I did too, she said that all you ever do is spend the rest of your dad's life insurance
A. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PUSSY!
B. Soon the life insurance money is gonna whare out and your gonna have to face reality
A. At least my girlfriend doesn't sleep with the whole fucking town
B. TAKE THAT BACK
A. she is probably cheating on you right now!
B. Your mom said she wishes it was you instead of Bill
A. I fucked Sally
B. You did not you lying cunt
A. Yeah, here's her texts to me
B. You son of a bitch, ILL KILL YOU BASTERED!
A.where did you, get that knife?
B. DIE YOU JACKASS!
B. Oh no, what have I done? I have just committed a murder. I'm going to prison, My girlfriend, my house, my life, it's gone. Life is not worth living anymore. My girlfriend cheated on me, I killed my best friend, and now I'm going to spend the rest of my life in prison. I cant live like this. *cuts wrist.
It’s when you put your pair of shoes in the microwave on high setting to make them warm and comfortable; for when you are putting your feet in them.
Guy 1: Bro, yesterday my G, I made some baked shoes man, they were so good bro.
Guy 2: The honest fuck bro?
The regional term for hotboxing in Massachusetts, referring to Boston's nickname, Beantown.
Hey, dude, do you up for a Beantown Bake before work?
Smoking one or more fat joints while gossiping
Hey bro, wanna snake & bake tonight?
Yeee lord, I have some hot a$$ tea to spill!
The reward from costco, is what you get for doing anal. It is purchased by your partner.
"Last night i got a chicken bake"
"Damn dude how's your asshole?"
A foodstuff containing pasta, sauce, cheese, chicken and sometimes bacon.
e.g. Baddie I'm making some pasta bake, no I'm not wanking.