bare essentials

Da minimum amount of your personal "real estate" dat you're expected to "show da world" at a nudist camp.

Da term "bare essentials" can also refer to da unclothed status of one or more fellow humans dat a pervert feels is vital and necessary for him to feel even at a minimum of happy, calm, satisfied, etc.

Bare Traffic

When your stuck in insane amounts of traffic

(Eg…I’m stuck in bare traffic)
Used to express how the traffic is bad

You know I’m stuck in bare traffic I’m so cheesedd crodie

Bare-bitchin'

To be confidently naked or unprepared.

I went into that exam bare-bitchin'.
He is standing in the window bare-bitchin'.

we bare bears

just three bears, not else.

We bare bears

bare maximum

it’s a bit of a who’s who

naomi punched a homeless an he exclaimed “ u hit me with the bare maximum flying punch”

bare hand

The act of masturbation when you are alone

I was bare handing when he came

Bare Hung

When you're really, really hungry

" Im bare hung man "
" Lets go get a scran "