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A principle invoked when urging someone to persevere despite initial failure, which fully stated is: "You don't need me to remind you, when things don't go well the first time, try again." So named because it is drawn from two familiar premises: (a) persevering is like riding a bike, you never forget how, and (b) when you fall off a horse, you get right back on and give it another go.
My nephew just failed the bar a second time and was ready to hang it up, but I reminded him of the Bike/Horse Rule and told him to sign up for the thing again, he'll get it.
When you fix the neighbors bike then beat the shit out your wife after 38 seconds of weak sex
I quit my job and gave my wife a blanchester bike shop
When you yard sale a bike or quad it’s is when all of your plastics and others pieces fly off your bike and become useless and like the junk you find at yard sales
When you yard sale a bike or quad it’s is when all of your plastics and others pieces fly off your bike and become useless and like the junk you find at yard sales
When someone is on a bicycle he doesn't have to follow the laws of traffic, until he gets into an accident. From the second before the collision until the second after he becomes a vehicle and suddenly all laws of traffic apply to him. This phenomenon is up until the time of writing only been observed when the cyclist isn't breaking any laws as a vehicle.
person in car: "Hey dude why did you drive so recklessly?"
person on bike: "It's okay because I wasn't a vehicle until you hit me, so you are the bad driver."
person in car: "Ah I see, the quantum bike phenomenon. I was clearly wrong here, sorry for the inconvenience."
A act of the most horrifying sort. The bike rider is placed anus first upon a seatless bike's seat post until it is fully inside them. They are then pushed down a very steep (and preferably Rocky) hill.
Bimmy: Dude Jimmy's in the hospital!
Wimmy: Oh no why?
Bimmy: Someone gave him a Brazilian Bike Ride
Wimmy: Oh no!
(AKA sbc)A womxn riding a bike. Presence of bike brings out and highlights the already present sexiness of SBC. Hella woke.
Person 1: Hey did you see that sexy bike chica at the protest?
Person 2:The one with the “Fuck I.C.E.” glasses standing in front of us when Angela Davis was speaking?
Person 1: Thass the one.
Person 2: Yessss, hella sbc vibez.
Fucking a girl from behind while a midget rides on her bike.
I get all my exercise from weekly Napoleon bike rides.
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