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When a barely passable television show is considered a success by having it follow an established program that is often recorded.
Doug: "That show Chicago Code is so god awful the only reason it's survived this long into the season is because it's getting the DVR bump from House."
Frank: "....who are you and why are you holding my family hostage?"
When you drive by a buddys location of employment and don't have time to visit but want to tell them you love them anyway. Wait to text them until you are at a complete stop, DO NOT TEXT AND DRIVE.
Like a house-bump but for work.
(via text)
you: work-bump
buddy: aw! love you too bro.
have sex. variant of bump uglies
Bill and Kelly are totally gonna make bumps on your mom's bed at the party tonight
To thrust the penis between a woman's preferably large butt cheeks. Similar to titty fucking.
I didn't get to fuck her in the ass but atleast she was down to gutter bump.
When 2 men thrust flaccid penis' to each other.
Hey Mike, do you wanna go hunting? Sure Charlie, I would love to go Pud Bumping!
Rylie is a truly wonderful individual. She is caring, friendly, outgoing, and will remember every little detail about you. She will make time to spend it with you no matter what she is doing. She may keep a tight lock on her personal life for a while, but eventually she'll open up once you get to know her. No matter your faults, she will accept and appreciate you regardless. My only mistake was loving her too much. God, how I miss her...
Person 1: "Oh my god, did you see that girl who brought an easy bake oven to school as a backpack?"
Person 2: "Yup, that was Rylie Bump. She's just cool like that"
Kiss your knuckle before a fist bump
Fist bumps are too impersonal, handshakes are too formal, and high fives are hard to orchestrate. Kist bumps are the future.
"Bump me bro"
"What are you gay? Make it a kist bump!"