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I like receiving oral sex, but I really like cleaning the cob.
The act of rubbing one out while no one is home.
I seen my wife's taillights pulling out of the drive way and I knew it was clean jerk time.
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Getting ripped off, or haveing some belongings stolen.
Man, my shoes just got clean kinged.
When a shit comes out so cleanly no wipe is required
Guy 1: Well that was quick
Guy 2: Well it was a clean wiper
Cleaning large/important items but ignoring the finer details.
Our gross cleaning includes
- Removing dirty laundry from our floor.
- Doing our bed.
- Removing large garbage items like bottles, bags, wrapper or paper.
- Wiping our desk very quickly with windex (glass desk).
Ignoring the following (Fine Cleaning)
- Cleaning wires + rearranging cables.
- Cleaning electronics.
- Cleaning the sides of our desk.
- Washing the Floor.
- Using broom or vacuum.
- Washing windows.
- Any other long duration cleaning task.
Alex- I can't focus on my studying with this room so dirty.
Ramen- Maybe we should clean.
Alex- nah, 2 lazy for that.
Ramen- some gross cleaning maybe?
Alex- Okay, we should finish in about 5 minutes.
Golf terminology for keeping the ball in play on fairways and greens, i.e. “Keep it on the short grass.”
Roger: “Phil got lucky on that shot! Avoided the sand trap and got a great bounce out of the rough. The ball is very close to the hole. That’s clean living.”
Johnny: “Yep. Clean living.”