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Crappy Crack is when you have wiped your ass after taking a crap earlier in the day.. As a result you spread your crap higher in your crack. When you use the toilet a second time you find that you have left a skid mark on the back of the toilet seat.
You have swamp and gremlin ass and you wiped it higher in your ass crack and you sit down on the toilet seat and leave a crappy crack (toilet seat skid mark).
an act or instance of slipping through the cracks.
an amount or extent of slipping through the cracks.
Last year we missed out on a large number of candidates, because they slipped through the cracks. This year, the crack slippage has been greatly reduced.
A large ground crack that has developed on the eastern ridge of Union Gap in Yakima, Washington. It is a source of constant news and social media hysteria, because it threatens a massive landslide that could bury Interstate-82 and dam the Yakima River.
"Hey, have you checked out the latest drone footage of the Yaki-Crack? That sucker could give way any minute!"
The feeling of restlessness, as if one has ants crawling up and down their butt crack.
-We were chilling watching Netflix at home yesterday, but Denis kept complaining he's bored and there's nothing to do.
-Yeah, nevermind him, must be his crack ants acting up.
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Opening and drinking from a tin can of beer
My friend how about cracking a tinny?
A sexual position fit for the most suave gamblers of your closest shit-rate motel.
A man drops his pants and underwear and slaps his dick on a pack of playing cards. He pulls out a jack and ace and puts them at the top of the deck. A woman strips and shoves the pack of cards into her mouth. Now this is where the true skill is involved. The man says a short quippy joke while simultaneously slapping the woman’s cheek with his erect cock and spinning around with his ass cheeks directly I front of her face. If timed correctly, the snort from laughing at the joke combined with the dick slap will cause her to spit out the top two cards in the deck. Straight into the mans ass crack. Thus, blackjack in the crack.
Man 1: Wow, Daniel Craig really is suave on the set of Casino Royals (2006)
Man 2: Yea but he isn’t just some pg-13 lil bitch either. He found that wild chick Jade off set and got a blackjack in the crack. Heard he came like a stallion in heat.
Man 1: Damn, was this before or after he got his balls whacked by mads mikkelsen?
Man 2: Oh fuck off.
A person who’s daily objective and lifelong passion is to consistently aggravate friends and co-workers without provocation or relief, to aggrandize the insignificant, to project the appearance of superior knowledge from hear say and restate as fact.
Crack-mites are relentlessly annoying and incapable of voluntary silence.
Crack-mites multiply at an alarming rate by attaching themselves to rumor, gossip and untruths.
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