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what you get from smoking hash or any other marijuana based products. Shorterned to DMD
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Obsessing with masturbation
Matt: Dude you have a Obsessive Masturbation Disorder
Braeden: I have been trying to get help, but it is not working to well
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when a person talks to, and frequently answers themselves, possibly acting as if they are having a conversation with multiple people... with themselves
(to yourself)
person 1-hi
person 2-fuck off
person 3-thats not nice
person2-i dont care
3 u should
1 stop talking to him hes mean
4 HI
5 what are you, retarded
3 thats my best friend dumbass
2 i still want you fuck off
9 hey guys, watsup
1,2,3,4,and 5 ....
multiple personality disorder
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A term that mocks the mental disorder borderline perosonality disorder. This disorder is a complete joke and most teenagers who have it have nothing wrong with them. All the problems that are associated with it can all be dealt with by self-control, not therapy. People who do have it need to learn to grow up and quit making excuses. Therapists should not be allowed to use this disorder as an excuse to label people either.
I fucking hate borderline bullshit disorder.
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Sexual Bipolar Disorder is a mental illness, one that causes a complete, drastic and random change of sexual preference overnight.
One day you're attracted to guys, and girls disgust you. The next you're attracted to girls, and guys disgust you. The day after you're attracted to squirrels, and humans disgust you, etc.
Omnisexual people often exhibit signs of sexual bipolar disorder.
Jim: "Geeze, look at Josh over there. Yesterday he was all interested in Jane, but today he's totally checking out that tree. What a freak."
Burt: "Woah hold on man, Josh is sick. He's suffering from sexual bipolar disorder"
Jim: "Oh, wow. I'm sorry that I insulted him, that sounds tough."
*Josh having sex with a tree in the background*
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an affliction in which the subject acts like someone from another race, usually a stereotype of said other race; also known as RID
Wiggers, wapanese, and oreos all suffer from racial identity disorder.
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Inability to think outside of the box. Inability to reason either deductively or inductively. Excessive reliance on patterns and rote memorization of rules or facts. Complete inability to recognize or acknowledge various viewpoints, which contributes to difficulty separating fact from opinion.
Person: "What is two plus two?"
Accountant: "I don't remember."
Person: "What do you have Accountant Personality Disorder or something? Just add them together."
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