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A douche bag that is also a beef cake. It is socially acceptable to dislike them for no reason.
Person A - "wow, that guys wearing lots of cologne"
Person B - "who?"
Person A - "the douche cake over there who's tap out shirt is 2 sizes to small"
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a. Having a sudden sensation, upon meeting an incredibly douchey person, of feeling a rift in space-time, whilst thinking you've met this person before.
b. An obnoxious individual who seems to cheaply imitate the swag of someone you know.
Jenn: (whispers) Doesn't this guy remind of Bobby?
Trish: (whispers back) Yeah, I'm totally having douche-a vu right now.
Jenn: Me too!
One who makes a routine out of being a douche. Likewise, one who dedicates their life, talents, and interests to all things douche.
Your life is one great big douche shtick
The name for electronic cigarettes and/or vape smoking devices. Mainly named this because people who smoke them are total douche bags.
Dude, don't smoke that douche stick around me.
Haha, check that clown out rockin' the Ed Hardy and hitting the douche stick!
The lamentable offspring of douche bags.
There was a douche-bag in a hummer that cut me off the other day. His douche bubbles waved at me from the back seat.
a large gathering of douche bags, all following some pathetic trend. (popped collars for one)
Dude, that club last night, was such a douche parade...
The one person in the family who always lets you down and is generally an AHole.
Me: Hey thanks for the golf ball for Christmas.
Uncle Douche: I didn't know what to buy you ill get you back
Me: alright( sounds reasonable)
Situation: 6 months later nothing...3 years later nothing...at his funeral gave him back his golf ball.