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Ah yes. Faith Christian Academy, the Jesus school for racism, vaping, and my personal favorite, the crackhead principal. It is a small school, but that’s because all the parents don’t want their child to vape or be racist. They have weekly chapels about how we’re going to hell and how our phones are why we hate life, along with the occasional talk of racism, vaping, drugs, sex, and how social media, “causes mental illness.”
“Hey dude! Did you hear about Faith Christian Academy?” “The one that was on the news??” “Yeah! They have nazis!”
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With so many unique, often opposing, religious Directives, Dictates and Dogma--is faith really the strong foundation and reliable measure of truth on which to base belief?
So, what's the best definition of faith?
How about: pretending to know something that you don't know.
Take the Outsider-Test of Faith and see if your personal savior, shake, shayman, god or other mythologic figure survives the challenge...
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sharing the same values as straight edge, Faith Edge is some one who obtains from drugs, alcohol, violence and promiscuous sex due to their religious convictions.
while straight edge can usually be identified by three X's, so too can faith edge or three crosses.
guy1: hey man, wanna go smoke?
guy2: no thanks man, i'm faith edge
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The greatest Christian rock band in the world.
Faith plus one is the greatest band in the world.
When someone lacks faith in someone else when they should have.
Hallie didn't trust Atticus when he said he was a good boy. Atticus responded by labeling her as ye of little faith.
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Faith based programming is what happens when a programmer isn't smart or capable enough of writing good code that they pray whatever they did actually works. In early years, programmers would put a lot of debug statements, no-op loops, etc in code that somehow created the magic timing for it to work.
Programmer 1: Did you ever fix that bug we talked about yesterday?
Programmer 2: Ya, well sort of. I just added a few debug statements and it went away
Programmer 1: Oh, I get it, you are doing a little Faith Based Programming?
Programmer 2: Yep, even though I can't see it, I believe the problem has somehow gone away...
Originally tweeted by James Charles.
Basically when someone has a point that is irrelevant or unnecessary and needs to be told to stop talking.
Person 1 " Yeah I just don't think Shawn Mendes is hot"
Person 2 "shut up faith"
Or
Person 1 "why would a guy wear makeup... that's so not we want after all the feminism we had"
Person 2 "wtf, shut up faith"