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One guy getting shot in an argument over a garden hose by his brother in law, that has happened before, but both the guy and his brother in law laying in the grass like two pieces of rotten Swiss cheese after an argument over a garden hose (kind of like the elevator scene from Smokin Aces), that hasn't been done before.
Both of those guys must have said something the other didn't like about a garden hose, which gave both of them the right to kill each other. If your family is dysfunctional enough, you're not going to pay a visit to your brother in law's house unarmed, that's a good way to end up being the only one to get shot in argument over a garden hose that day.
lol i used to have a small dinger but i sent it to the boner garden now im at like 4.5 inches
You look like a garden gnome you sexy ass person
If someone is being a bitch call them a frocking garden gnome you little shit
Go to the second, third, or fourth floor of a building. Open the window, expose your butt,and let your crap fall like meteors to fertilize your neighbor's garden.
"Hey, I think your garden needs some maintenance. Mind if I make some Meteor Garden?"
When a male is in a handstand position with no pants on and another male sticks his thumb in the friends butthole and pintches the nutsack between two fingers as if he is gardening and attempting to snip a nice flower from his friends Busch Gardens.
While Mike was doing a nude keg stand, Ryan gave Mike a Busch Gardens.
An orgy of 9 which contains 1 male and 8 women.
Dude I heard you were in an orgy last night? Yeah it was an octopus garden!