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When you swipe your gooch with toilet paper after a fresh dump to make sure it's clean.
Jim: I wiped my gooch to make sure there was no lingering crap on it!
Carl: A gooch swipe!
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The act of two men scissoring, where the two gooches meet. This can often lead to a matting of pubic hair.
Kevin and rhys were in a spot of bother after there pubes became entangled after vigorous Gooch cuddle
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Double Gooch- "What you see from behind when a girl is getting DP." -Matt Browning, MGMT Pinks, West Gray
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A continuous lick from the anus to the right nipple of a male or female
The key to a mans heart.
Hey girl I've got you a ticket on the Gooch Coach
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An unsavory homosexual who gets great pleasure from licking up gooch sweat in an equally unsavory man who's hygiene would be described as horrible at best.
Friend 1: Did you hear about Nate last night?
Friend 2: No man, what happened?
Friend 1: I heard it got a little rowdy, and him and Kobe ended up in the same bed.
Friend 2: Ah sick man, what a faggot.
Friend 1: Apparently it got a little raunchy and they were licking each other gooches.
Friend 2: That's disgusting, fucking gooch lickers.
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A delicious beverage mixing enough vodka with fruit mix to knock any living creature unconscious, including Whales.
Purportedly used in Nuclear weapons and Napalm.
Said to be 300% alcohol by mass.
Not to be confused with Gooch Juice
That sort of coma is usually associated with 2-3 sips of Gooch Punch.
A cup of Gooch punch has about the same kick as a 105mm artillery shell.
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