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The pseudo-hobo is usually a younger homeless man that is homeless not due to hardships or mental disorders but rather from disillusioned hippy ideals and/or an addiction to laziness and often crystal meth. Pseudo-hobos thrive in college towns where they try to land naive college girls, who will offer them a couch to crash on much to the dismay of her roommates.
They are most easily spotted by their grundgy apparel usually consisting of baggy clothes or hipstery clothing. They almost always are near a public computer wear they can get easy access to porn and myspace accounts.
"Dude someone has to let me borrow their phone! I just got this girls number on myspace"-Pseudo-hobo #1
"Shut up I'm busy jerking off on this public computer"-Pseudo-hobo #2
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1) A term coined by user Espen (his other alias being Ezra) in the Kotaku comments of article: "Homeless People Line Up In America For A PS3" referring to a case in North Carolina in which one Abdul Salem hired 50 homeless people to stand in line to purchase PS3s he intended to resell for massive eBay profits.
2) This term was intended to later be used in any multiplayer scenario (typically strategy or FPS, usually involving troops in a dropship or something of the sort) as troops deployed from their vehicle in numbers.
"I think this has invented a new, delightful term I shall use in any applicable game:
HOBO DROPSHIP!!!!"
For instance, if one were to be playing a scenario such as Capture the Flag in Halo 2 on Xbox Live, three players may seat themselves in a "Warthog" and approach the enemy base, screaming "Hobo dropship!!!" upon exiting the vehicle
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Of or pretaining to the harm or destruction of those in a lower econimic class. Such as people who live on the streets, or camp out by public transportain stops/stations.
Last night, when we got drunk we went out hobo-smashing.
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(n)the act of several hobos huddeling together for warmth
dude, last night i was so effed up i joined in on a hobo sandwich.
im still itching from that one.
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playing hobo is if your're tired or sore and there's no place to go because you're outside so you just take a little nap or a rest on the streets like a hobo
Man that soccer game was intense and now I have to walk 15 minute back home...I think I'll play hobo for a while
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A guy that you will love and hate all at the same time. Has the most sexyest voice in the whole wide world. You will always want to talk to and never say goodbye. the crazyest person alive and he is my BESTEST friend in the whole wide world.
He is crazy!
NO, he is the pimpin hobo, Get it right!
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a hobos mamma (or the black african monkey that burrows its tail in fertile ground and subtracts the lands nutrients in order to feed its young found deep within the forests of eurasia)
"hey jamal i hate your big black hobo mamma"
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