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A sexual act that occurs when a woman sits on the face of a man while he motorboats her labia.
I gave her a Florida Airboat Ride she will not soon forget
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The real OC. Contains Orlando, Apopka, Winter Park and other cities. Home of the the NBA's Orlando Magic. Eastside is mostly hispanic and white: has Waterford Lakes Town Center (the largest outdoor shopping plaza in the country). The westside is mostly black. Has a lot of entertainment like, Universal Studios/City Walk, Sea World, Disney World/Downtown Disney. Contains some of the realest hoods in the country, such as: Pine Hills, Parramore, OBT. You could get killed there or trying to cross Colonial Drive or Semoran Blvd on foot/bike. Trust me I've seen dead bodies laying out in the road b/c the guy tried to cross Semoran. And I've seen bodies in Parramore..after a Magic game. It's a lot more than just Disney, ppl. Enjoy your stay. That soff OC in Cali better step aside.
Orange County, Florida is the real OC. That other county better step aside.
Dade County is old news, the future is Orange County.
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Crystal River, a small town in West Central Florida is most known for their speed bumbs.. aka "manatees", the only thing fun to do there is boating.. but theres only one route. You can go to shell island, the shallows.. then do it all over again! They have a big top tent for a mall. A bunch of rednecks live there, they love to fish and mud. We have an awesome rails to trails..but you have to stop every 5 feet at the stop signs or you'll get ran over by a car. The only place to shop here is bealls, jc penny, or belk. They have underwater caves, but plently of people have died.. swim at your own risk. Home of the KKK. Crystal River is the Queen of Citrus County. CRHS rules Citrus and Lecanto in everything.. Hey we are the ones with the mall ;) Oh and this just in, Ft. Island Gulf Beach is now OK to swim in! ;)
Crystal River Florida sucks so bad there are no exmaples.
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The act of snorting a rail of bath salts off a transgender persons aroused penis in the bathroom of the gender they were assigned at birth
I heard that Joseph did a Florida Georgia Line last Friday night at Applebee's.
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A kick ass college. FSU is the premier school in the state of Florida. While it has managed to POWN UF and UM in every way, it has also been deemed to have the sexiest female students in the state.FSU students have often been found teabagging the shit out of UF students because they are bitches.
Bro 1: Do you go to Florida State University?
Bro 2: Yes, I do.
Bro 1: Dude, did you see Tim Tebow the other day?
Bro 2: Yeah, I teabagged the shit out of that bitch while some ugly ass UF girls were watching.
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The greatest institution of higher learning in the state of Florida. Notable achievements include the 1993 and 1999 College Football Championships and two Heisman Trophy winners. Top ranked programs in business, social sciences, & arts and sciences. ALSO known as FSU
What did the FSU grad say to the UF grad? Will the defendant please rise.
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Quite Possibly The Most Boring Place in Florida. FILLED with old people
The are soo many old people that live in Palm Bay Florida
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