Garnished Lay-away

A garnished Lay-away is a term that describes the type of transaction where an employee is purchasing product from his or her store and has the amount for it taken out of their check, so they can take to product home/consume product before presenting payment.

The word garnished is pulled from the term "Garnished Wages" implying that money is being deducted from an employees check to pay for a debt. The term "lay-away" is exactly what you'd think. Picking up a product from a place of business and agreeing to pay for it later---- so literally picking up product from place of employment and agreeing to have the cost of the product deducted from one's paycheck.

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"Hey I can't afford this today, so can we do a Garnished Lay-away for it?"

"How'd you get that, you said you don't have money!" "I got it on a Garnished Lay-away at work"

Lay someone out

An threatening expression mostly used around Texas, which basically means that you are going to give that "someone" a beating.

"Sometimes, you just need a little less gun to lay someone out"

go lay an egg

Go fuck yourself!!!

Dottie: Keith get your shit together!
Keith: Oh Dottie, go lay an egg!

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lay down a log

to take a large shit

yeah mate I'll be right back, just gotta lay down a log

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Lay on the floor with dogs

A reference made to positioning yourself around an unsavory character or seedy person will certainly lead you down a harmful and descructive path.

If my Daddy knew how much I hung out with ole' Ralph, he'd have certainly said, "Son, if you continue to lay on the floor with dogs, you're gonna get fleas and ticks!"

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As I Lay Dying

Prior to this, a novel by William Faulkner chronically the Bundren family after the passing of Addie Bundren, as they try to bring her body back to her hometown and into the dirt she desired. The story is told piecemeal through short bits of alternating first-person narration. While it's no Sound and the Fury, its a bit more urban, since at some point they do arrive in a city...or town maybe.

Yo, Juanita got knocked up and tried for an abortion, but the clinic went all As I Lay Dying on her. (After Dewey-Dell's unfortunate experience)

Why's everybody keep tryin to tell this story? Wh' you foo's think this is, As I Lay Dying or somethin'?

I jus about ready-da pop a cap in someone's ass after that As-I-Lay-Dying road trip with my family.

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to lay a floor pizza

To vomit, to throw up, so that your chili beans and paprika and beer form a nice, pizza-like shape on the floor in front of you.

Tony laid a few floor pizzas last night after he went to the club.

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