A person, often mentally unstable, who acting alone commits a violent or terrorist like act.
Did you hear about that guy who killed the soldier on Parliament Hill? Yeah, what a Lone Coward!
Cleaning your ears with a Q- tip or cotton swab in a pleasurable fashion, while masturbating. Named after the inventor of the Q-tip Leo Gerstenzang.
Got carried away cleaning my ears the other night. Ended up giving myself the lonely Gerstenzang.
when you get booted offline on a console
John i’m finna give you a lonely night.
An old man calling a hearing aid center to obtain a hearing aid but he can’t hear. His phone number is 111-111-1111.
Yo Marsha I just got a phone call from D-lone at work.
Man I was feeling so bad about my breakup, I had a lonely dinner last night
The act of going to rock shows at (local music scene) bars by oneself. Often involves meeting other show-loners and drinking too much whiskey.
I met this girl the other night. We were both show-loning and met in line for the vending machine that sells cigarettes. Later we were grinding to mediocre slop pop and kissing on the mouth, but today she tells me I reminded her of her ex boyfran . I don't think we're friends anymore.
Shoving a small turd inside the vagina of a woman.
Bro last night she let me do the Lonely Wanderer on her. I might have to wife her!