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A shortened version of the phrase "that's very unfortunate". Something you say when inconvenienced.
Damn bro your girl cheated on you with a dude named Tyler? That's mad unforch.
Every year, school districts across the United States must learn the chemical symbol of 71 elements on the periodic table in an elaborate "challenge science" course offered to those who took the "challenge by choice."
The competition is a quick paced game that allows only the quickest writers and top studiers to win a Texas road house gift card. The game is played by your teacher typing 5 elements or their symbols on the smart board, and you must write the opposite (element or symbol) as fast as possible. Two people play against each other at a time, and it is in the form of a tournament. It is an extremely competitive competition and many teachers offer after school practice.
Bob: I am so ready for the element madness championship tomorrow! Who do you think will win?
Sally: Well Joe broke his right hand, so I'm gonna go with Kaitlyn.
The inevitable aftermath of one's high, when one is overcome with the feeling of utmost laziness and immobility.
Fobby, I'm mad burnt, can you take off my boots?
Extremely bushy, overgrown pubic hair.
She dropped her panties and whoa!!!!! Mad curly.
It means to have sex. Replaces Netflix and chill. Sex for a couple who are trying to sound intimate.
"Madison and I were mad cuddling all night long."
"Damn man u guys love each other that much?"
"What can you say man, it is true."
An extreme look of disgust and anger; usually followed up by an "aw $h1t," or a "What the fu*#?"
Lebron James has clearly scored a basket, but is called on an offensive foul; his face wrinkles up with a frown and someone in the audience says, "Man, he's "mad muggin'."
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A condition in which your sleep schedule is horribly messed up.
Severe sleep madness can occur if in your attempt to cure yourself of sleep madness by pulling some stunt, you make it worse.
Such "cures" include:
1) staying up too long to 'readjust' your schedule: e.g. since you woke up at 4, stay up for 28 hours and then you'll be golden.
2) exercising a lot to get tired and go to bed sooner.
3) sleeping a less in order to get tired enough to go to bed at a reasonable hour the next day.
The cures are almost always failures because they are difficult to do correctly, and usually backfire.
1:
Jeff: Oh god I stayed out too late on a Wednesday and ended up going to bed at 3, but then I slept for 12 hours instead of 5 somehow and now I'm screwed.
Tom: Dude, you've got sleep madness. Nothing for it but to stay up until tomorrow evening and then go to bed.
Jeff: yeah but that won't work either, I'll just make it worse.
2:
Jeremy: so I woke up at 4pm yesterday. I figured I'd just stay up for 28 hours or so and solve my problem.. but somehow I got really tired at like 11am and couldn't deal so I went to take a short nap (you know, to make it until a reasonable bedtime). But instead, my alarm didn't wake me up and these beer nuts and guiness I'm having are breakfast. I've got the sleep madness real bad.
Chris: yeah that's some pretty bad sleep madness.
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