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Maria Laura

The kindest, selfless, most beautiful girl.

She's the prettiest, she tries her best to make everyone around her feel loved and like they are in the right place, she has a smile that lights up every room she steps in, she feels everything so deeply, she's just breathtaking. You will love her as soon as you see her true self

Maria Laura is just gorgeous.

I love Maria Laura she makes me feel safe

by November 23, 2021


Crusty Maria

A Crusty Maria is a sexual act in which a man, firstly eats out an old vagina with a yeast infection and then kisses the girl thus transferring the 'crust'. Then the girl will give the man a blowjob, giving him that crust.

I was real hungry and horny so I asked her for a crusty maria.

by Hjmenne May 31, 2014


Kimi and maria

Kimi and maria argue on whatsapp although in real life they barely know each other, when kimi leaves connie tries yo back kimi a little bit like a yesman/woman

Kimi and maria are arguing.

by A person from a group chat February 2, 2020


maria and matteo

couple which go out everz week on is islandisch and one is finnish

maria and matteo are killing people

by you know who 2 April 5, 2017


Maria Palms

When you haven't experienced sex with girls but you really want to experience it so that's why you'll masturbate and imagine it is a girl named Maria

F1: Hey dude, I'm not virgin anymore
F2: What? With who
F1: Maria Palms
F2: Oh fuck you, i's you fucking hands again

by MaNiggaYouJustGotRoasted May 16, 2016


Hana-Maria

This is a girl that is quite quiet but amazingly talented, she is probably flexible and graceful. She is smart and isn’t one of those people that sits on a computer all day, she is very sweet. She can be a bit shy at times but once you get to know her she is extremely empathetic and kind.

Wow Hana-Maria is so sweet!

by Twixie74 March 31, 2021


the ave maria

French Toast made with baileys, kalua, egg nog, eggs, spices,and french or sour dough bread. This is a traditional meal made on Christmas Morning only, MORE then one serving per year can kill a man!

That French Toast was so intense I had to pray the ave maria to avoid a heart attack

by mrplant December 24, 2011